Francesc Fabregas Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Alan Carr is probably one of the most repulsive people ever to have graced our television screens. He is a talentless, ugly, repugnant little man who's entire humour is based abround obvious and crude double-entendres. He's just fucking shit and he actually makes me change the television channel when he's on. The people that appear on his TV programme and laugh are absolute morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I've always thought that she was less funny - more just that she had the good luck to die in a society where everyone that passes away is almost immediately immortalised by some talking heads documentary. Complete with pseudo showbiz pals eulogising about her rapier with and hilarious anecdotes.If you're looking for a quality comedienne, look no further than Joyce Grenfell. The fact that she died recently was certainly on my mind when i mentioned her but i found her very funny anyway. I'm also amazed that anyone as cynical as you seem to be can be a fan of Joyce Grenfell, or were you just being sarcky? Her wholesome chatter melts my black heart No, in all seriousness - its an infatuation that stems from Ayrshire to Bordeaux car journeys as a child. Joyce Grenfell tapes as your classic distraction George, don't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Alan Carr is probably one of the most repulsive people ever to have graced our television screens. He is a talentless, ugly, repugnant little man who's entire humour is based abround obvious and crude double-entendres. He's just fucking shit and he actually makes me change the television channel when he's on. The people that appear on his TV programme and laugh are absolute morons. Right on, sir. 1. Lenny Henry - I'm assured by my dad that he WAS funny, but now he's just embarassing. The tragic thing is that he really does think he's the dogs' bollocks; well seeing he's going round Britain vicariously claiming credit for other people's wit. He's just horrible. 2. Craig Hill - if we wanted ridiculous feminine bitchiness we'd talk to some females, not some bald kilted embarassment. 3. Alan Carr - Couldn't put it any better than Cesc. A waste of good oxygen. 4. Jenny Eclair - one of these "rent-an-opinion" celebs who appears on "100 Greatest" shows like each one will be the last. 5. Catherine Tate - Her show was funny for five minutes, but it's a mish mash of stolen pish, and it gets old even more quickly than Little Britain or whatever. Lee Evans is off the scale - think I'd get barred if I got started on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Right on, sir.1. Lenny Henry - I'm assured by my dad that he WAS funny, but now he's just embarassing. The tragic thing is that he really does think he's the dogs' bollocks; well seeing he's going round Britain vicariously claiming credit for other people's wit. He's just horrible. 2. Craig Hill - if we wanted ridiculous feminine bitchiness we'd talk to some females, not some bald kilted embarassment. 3. Alan Carr - Couldn't put it any better than Cesc. A waste of good oxygen. 4. Jenny Eclair - one of these "rent-an-opinion" celebs who appears on "100 Greatest" shows like each one will be the last. 5. Catherine Tate - Her show was funny for five minutes, but it's a mish mash of stolen pish, and it gets old even more quickly than Little Britain or whatever. Lee Evans is off the scale - think I'd get barred if I got started on him A Godspeed fan AND someone who hates Alan Carr?! We should do lunch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoli1881 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Jimmy Carr Russell "Ha! I've Shaggeed Girls" Brand - funny as fcuk when Rod Stewatrt put him in his place about Brand's allegations about Rod's daughter! Graham "Hee! Hee! Gay Innuendo" Norton Lenny Henry Steve Coogan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oddjob Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Lenny Henry Jimmy Carr Harry Hill Frank Skinner David Badiel Spot on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Booth Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Has anyone mentioned Jimmy "Pumpkin head" Carr yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgers apprentice Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 leonard henry is thee rubbish comedy act who has humped the bbc for years and must be congratulated for the biggest load of shite since harry and paul got together for most pitiful shite !compared to harrys great era in the early ninties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie The Staggie Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 God only 5. oh well Jimmy Carr Russell Brand David Badell Jonny Vegas Jim Davidson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Has anyone mentioned Jimmy "Pumpkin head" Carr yet? Somebody was watching 8 Out Of 10 Cats on Friday night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarreZ Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Russell "Ha! I've Shaggeed Girls" Brand - funny as fcuk when Rod Stewatrt put him in his place about Brand's allegations about Rod's daughter! That was a publicity stunt made up between them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ayr United FC Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Russell Brand Ant Dec Catherine Tate Johnny Vegas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Russell Brand Lenny Hendry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vartex Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 2 many of em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Booth Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Alan Carr is probably one of the most repulsive people ever to have graced our television screens. He is a talentless, ugly, repugnant little man who's entire humour is based abround obvious and crude double-entendres. Plus he's a dead-ringer for Bingo of the Banana Splits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Booth Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Somebody was watching 8 Out Of 10 Cats on Friday night... I'll wager Carr's been called that many times before Sean Lock did it on Friday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teamwork Expresso Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 What is the point of Ricky Gervais ????? His Diana concert appearance was cringe making viewing of the highest level - the mans a total tool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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