Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 The man can barely string a sentence together. In the playoff final he was a stuttering mess. What's with all the p&b retirements and reincarnation. Isn't this the third comeback since Cowden til I Die died? You stick to browsing but get gripped by Townie rage? Can't argue on the playoff havering though Shh Shh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 What's with all the p&b retirements and reincarnation. Isn't this the third comeback since Cowden til I Die died? You stick to browsing but get gripped by Townie rage? Can't argue on the playoff havering though Shh Shh...You're way off, I'm not Cowden till I die. Try again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parslad Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Leishman asked me to put money in his bucket outside asda. I spat in it instead. That's a really believable story 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 You're way off, I'm not Cowden till I die. Try again. No? Go to the same school? Very similar writing style and cheery demeanour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMessiah Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Why would anybody want an alt on a forum, especially p&b Is it for the purpose of making edgy comments? because you don't feel comfortable doing it with your other anonymous internet profile... People are strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Why would anybody want an alt on a forum, especially p&b Is it for the purpose of making edgy comments? because you don't feel comfortable doing it with your other anonymous internet profile... People are strange. What the f**k are you on about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMessiah Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 What the f**k are you on about? WHY ARE YOU IN HERE? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Just ignore him he's a cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 You're way off, I'm not Cowden till I die. Try again. You are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 WHY ARE YOU IN HERE? Why are you still fucking breathing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Leishman asked me to put money in his bucket outside asda. I spat in it instead. Yet the #bigteam lives on. Hope it keeps you seething though, you dribbling mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Half-price tickets for Albion Rovers game at EEP on 3rd October: http://www.kingdomfm.co.uk/club/vouchers/voucher/dunfermline-v-albion-rovers-half-price-adult-tickets-332/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALDERON Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Top 6 Premiership side yet? Better get collecting, Leish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Yet the #bigteam lives on. Hope it keeps you seething though, you dribbling mess. How's your imaginary celeb shag getting on? You creep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMessiah Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Is the Pars TV things just overseas or is it just tonight's game that's overseas only? Illuminati seems like an angry, angry young man. 7-1, get it up ye, ya c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Is the Pars TV things just overseas or is it just tonight's game that's overseas only? Illuminati seems like an angry, angry young man. 7-1, get it up ye, ya c**t. Not angry in the slightest. 3-0... since we're posting irrelevant scores? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Illuminati is someone to be pitied. He's clearly a slobbering dysfunctional cretin with the personality of a cloth and the originality of a lamp. His tired recycled patter brings more of a wry smile and a sad shake of the head than anything else. There are other fans trying the same thing who do it much better and at least with a bit of humour. Sadly for Illuminati he lives in a fantasy land, and not a great one. His fantasy is drenched in beige and exhausted tropes. He probably dreams about colour charts and his ideal girlfriend is a dot matrix printer. The lad needs a friend and to wash his sheets. And to stop going to clubs alone and stop wearing brown cords and white socks. Of course the pity felt for the fellow is tinged with the fact that he's a wee fandan chodbin c**t with Justin Bieber hair who votes on the X Factor and has sludgy body porridge. Edited September 22, 2015 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 He also drinks Blue VK and Mad Dogs rip off Mad Frog. He shops in Farmfoods and has a Greggs giftcard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) He also drinks Blue VK and Mad Dogs rip off Mad Frog. He shops in Farmfoods and has a Greggs giftcard.The fact you've spent so long typing out a message saying everyone should ignore me etc proves how much you are truly bothered by me. Hilarious. Edited September 22, 2015 by Illuminati 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 What does irl mean? Genuine question 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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