Jacksgranda Posted November 7, 2015 Author Share Posted November 7, 2015 Anybody who smokes less than 40 a day is playing at it. Funny, that's what I said. I sometimes was in to my third packet. Then I switched to roll ups - what a good idea that was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Funny, that's what I said. I sometimes was in to my third packet. Then I switched to roll ups - what a good idea that was! Going through the Lena Martell stage at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 7, 2015 Author Share Posted November 7, 2015 Going through the Lena Martell stage at the moment. One day at a time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 One day at a time? Sweet Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 7, 2015 Author Share Posted November 7, 2015 Sweet Jesus. Is that all you're asking him for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Btw, Lena Martell on YouTube looks like a young Subo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 7, 2015 Author Share Posted November 7, 2015 Btw, Lena Martell on YouTube looks like a young Subo. You make that sound like a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 You make that sound like a bad thing. I'm at the eating the wallpaper stage. Anyway off now to find a Junior game. See ya later alligator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 There's an iPhone app. You just need to blow into the microphone and it can detect how strong your lungs are. Truly amazing. Make sure to download more RAM first so you don't get any viruses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I have sarcoidosis and they test the progress by lung function tests. Recently had a lung biopsy by keyhole surgery. Terrifying stuff to the extent that sarcoidosis was the best possible result I could have had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 7, 2015 Author Share Posted November 7, 2015 I have sarcoidosis and they test the progress by lung function tests. Recently had a lung biopsy by keyhole surgery. Terrifying stuff to the extent that sarcoidosis was the best possible result I could have had I thought emphysema was bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Would be interested to do this reckon mines would be quite good I swim front crawl 3 times a week just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Last time I got done in work (fnarr) I can't remember the % but I was 'the best they've had in a while' (fnarr squared) .. I had the lungs of an Olympic swimmer was the backpat I got. I can't swim and there's absolutely no danger I'm even half as good, about 4 years on. I got one a good few years ago at a medical for a job and got told I could be an Olympic cyclist. Those filthy nurses must love flirting with Dees. Now I think about it, f**k knows what they needed to know my lung capacity for to sit on a production line fixing circuit boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 I thought emphysema was bad. Got to jake myself up with on demand morphine for 24 hours afterwards, so it wasn't all bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 I got one a good few years ago at a medical for a job and got told I could be an Olympic cyclist. Those filthy nurses must love flirting with Dees. Now I think about it, f**k knows what they needed to know my lung capacity for to sit on a production line fixing circuit boards. They should give you them annually if you're exposed to harmful chemical fumes, like soldering fumes on circuit boards maybe ? The bit about fancying Dees, cmon now, how can any burd fancy a manky 5ft 5" bloke in Sambas ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 I was told I had the lungs of a 30 year old, not bad for a 40 year old 20 a day man. Also got an excellent grade, on the Harvard step test, FWIW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 The bit about fancying Dees, cmon now, how can any burd fancy a manky 5ft 5" bloke in Sambas ? I'm no woman, but if I had to choose between that and a round, rosy cheeked, wax jacketed, reeking of coos shite, neep molesting fermer. Mad Stevie fae the Stobie everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Thing is, if a nebuliser had been available from the start of this thread it would have been like a breath of fresh air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Funny, that's what I said. I sometimes was in to my third packet. Then I switched to roll ups - what a good idea that was! Rollies kill you a bit more cheaply. I think they are not as bad as Straights for you. I cough less smoking rollies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 I had to see the heart doctor lately. He did a lung function test on me. 71%. Happy with that. But I found out that i have a murmur in my heart. I'm 43. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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