Denzil Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Is the pen the type used by James Bond ?Otherwise gun Koala v Duck Billed Platypus 636633[/snapback] The duck billed platypus would stab the Koala using its poisonous spur. No contest. James Bond v Brooke Bond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviClyde Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 The duck billed platypus would stab the Koala using its poisonous spur. No contest.James Bond v Brooke Bond 636781[/snapback] My Tip would be Brooke Bond, but they'd both struggle against Basildon Bond. Chimpanzees v Barbary Apes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Cluedo by a mile - anything that involves Miss Scarlet in the billiard room with the candlestick gets my vote Buckaroo v Hungry Hippos 636588[/snapback] I think you'll find it is actually Hungry, Hungry Hippos! And how dare someone hi-jack this thread to actually discuss Wasps and Bees - SHAME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I think you'll find it is actually Hungry, Hungry Hippos! Hungry hungry hippos beats EVERYTHING. Due to its violent nature it truly is the top trumps of kids games And how dare someone hi-jack this thread to actually discuss Wasps and Bees - SHAME! 636928[/snapback] The cheek Had one in my garden last night too patio vs grass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Hungry hungry hippos beats EVERYTHING. Due to its violent nature it truly is the top trumps of kids games The cheek Had one in my garden last night too patio vs grass 636968[/snapback] Patio - low low maintenance wins everytime (unfortunately my garden is too large to pave!) Crazy Paving vs monobloc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Patio - low low maintenance wins everytime (unfortunately my garden is too large to pave!)Crazy Paving vs monobloc 636982[/snapback] crazy paving is the garden flooring choice of the devil Just had my garden patio'd (is that a word?) and theres not an ounce of crazy paving to be seen I also have a pond ... to attract swans, obviously. pond vs water "feature" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 crazy paving is the garden flooring choice of the devil Just had my garden patio'd (is that a word?) and theres not an ounce of crazy paving to be seen I also have a pond ... to attract swans, obviously. pond vs water "feature" 636986[/snapback] I had heard that Crazy paving isnt all it was cracked up to be! Surely it must be a pond (or lake in your case - bloody landed gentry!) for the swan body guard protection. imagine a burglar breaking in to be confronted with a flock of swans - broken limbs everywhere! Body Guard V Swan Editted to say - unless the burglar was a eastern european swan strangler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 FOR f**k'S SAKE! Sorry to drag this back on topic again, but it needs to be said. I found a wasp in my bathroom last night around 2am, just before I went to bed, and decided to try to kick it out of the house in a humane fashion. I wrapped my hand in around 60 sheets of toilet paper and picked it up. The b*****d STILL managed to inject my thumb with a fuckload of venom, even through 30 sheets of triple-ply! Needless to say I was in considerable pain, and spent the following three hours with my hand in a bag of ice, which had to be continually refreshed from the downstairs freezer. I will never be kind to one of God's creatures again. Next time, I'm just going to stamp on the fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I had heard that Crazy paving isnt all it was cracked up to be! Wheres the groan smilie?? Surely it must be a pond (or lake in your case - bloody landed gentry!) for the swan body guard protection.imagine a burglar breaking in to be confronted with a flock of swans - broken limbs everywhere! Body Guard V Swan Editted to say - unless the burglar was a eastern european swan strangler! 636995[/snapback] swan every time ... anything beats that crap film. Costner vs Gibson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 FOR f**k'S SAKE!Sorry to drag this back on topic again, but it needs to be said. I found a wasp in my bathroom last night around 2am, just before I went to bed, and decided to try to kick it out of the house in a humane fashion. I wrapped my hand in around 60 sheets of toilet paper and picked it up. The b*****d STILL managed to inject my thumb with a fuckload of venom, even through 30 sheets of triple-ply! Needless to say I was in considerable pain, and spent the following three hours with my hand in a bag of ice, which had to be continually refreshed from the downstairs freezer. I will never be kind to one of God's creatures again. Next time, I'm just going to stamp on the fucker. 637011[/snapback] Lesson well learned, I hope For future reference, triple-ply is no defence against a swan either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 FOR f**k'S SAKE!Sorry to drag this back on topic again, but it needs to be said. I found a wasp in my bathroom last night around 2am, just before I went to bed, and decided to try to kick it out of the house in a humane fashion. I wrapped my hand in around 60 sheets of toilet paper and picked it up. The b*****d STILL managed to inject my thumb with a fuckload of venom, even through 30 sheets of triple-ply! Needless to say I was in considerable pain, and spent the following three hours with my hand in a bag of ice, which had to be continually refreshed from the downstairs freezer. I will never be kind to one of God's creatures again. Next time, I'm just going to stamp on the fucker. 637011[/snapback] - apology accepted You should have ate it - that would have taught it a lesson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Lesson learned, alright: wasp venom is vicious as f**k. It's weird. I was last stung when I was like 12, on my toe, and I don't remember it lasting as long as this. My thumb's still bloody aching, 8 hours after the fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Wheres the groan smilie?? swan every time ... anything beats that crap film. Costner vs Gibson 637014[/snapback] Thats one of my favourite jokes (where the hangs head in shame smilie) Gibson - just think waterworld Andrex vs another leading brand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Lesson learned, alright: wasp venom is vicious as f**k.It's weird. I was last stung when I was like 12, on my toe, and I don't remember it lasting as long as this. My thumb's still bloody aching, 8 hours after the fact. 637037[/snapback] Did you put vinegar on it? or ask your mum what the best course of action was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I didn't want to wake my mum up at 2am, since she gets up at 6:30 for work. I asked the internet, which is like a "third parent" to me, and it suggested a big bag of ice. The ice did indeed relieve the pain, but during the brief 30 minute episodes in which I managed to catch some Z's, I quite often tipped the wee plastic bag over, resulting in a very wet bed. Still, I can't say it was unpleasant, as my room's too hot anyway. I just looked it up again, and now I'm going to dip my thumb in a wee bowl of vinegar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 patio vs grass 636968[/snapback] You can bury people under the patio and not have them dug out by the dog BA, did you watch the 2 Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps that I told you to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Thats one of my favourite jokes (where the hangs head in shame smilie) So I was just a stooge in your little set-up Gibson - just think waterworldAndrex vs another leading brand! 637041[/snapback] depends, another leading brand of what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 You can bury people under the patio and not have them dug out by the dog 637048[/snapback] Good point, well made They also encourage lesbianism and incest the internet vs traditional parenting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I didn't want to wake my mum up at 2am, since she gets up at 6:30 for work. I asked the internet, which is like a "third parent" to me, and it suggested a big bag of ice.The ice did indeed relieve the pain, but during the brief 30 minute episodes in which I managed to catch some Z's, I quite often tipped the wee plastic bag over, resulting in a very wet bed. Still, I can't say it was unpleasant, as my room's too hot anyway. I just looked it up again, and now I'm going to dip my thumb in a wee bowl of vinegar. 637044[/snapback] Thats a very eloborate story to explain your bed wetting! Mums have special wisdom when it comes to these things - its like some gene is switched on when they give birth - Mums are cool! B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Good point, well made  They also encourage lesbianism and incest  the internet vs traditional parenting 637086[/snapback] Thank you Stooge That depends on how much society has actually broken down if traditional parenting is a current winner for how much longer. a potential internet empire to be built - I_am_your_parent.com or parental_advice.com anyone! 3 stooges vs lesbanism Editted to say : Mums are cool B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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