Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Thank you StoogeThat depends on how much society has actually broken down if traditional parenting is a current winner for how much longer. a potential internet empire to be built - I_am_your_parent.com or parental_advice.com anyone! 3 stooges vs lesbanism Editted to say : Mums are cool B) 637101[/snapback] too late basically - slapstick comedy vs other sorts of slapping its very hard ... have to be a draw. both would be to pre-occupied to focus on the job in hand. hand jo ... no, better not kramer vs kramer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 too late basically - slapstick comedy vs other sorts of slapping its very hard ... have to be a draw. both would be to pre-occupied to focus on the job in hand. hand jo ... no, better not kramer vs kramer 637121[/snapback] Damn there goes another internet million In a divorce everyone is a loser! Break down in society - terrible - I blame the Internet, Airdrie United FC and Jack McConnell Pie Vs Bovril Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Damn there goes another internet millionIn a divorce everyone is a loser! Break down in society - terrible - I blame the Internet, Airdrie United FC and Jack McConnell Pie Vs Bovril 637128[/snapback] Is that like saying Div vs Ruggy??? Pie every time. Meat based products should not be drunk Div vs Ruggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Is that like saying Div vs Ruggy???Pie every time. Meat based products should not be drunk Div vs Ruggy 637143[/snapback] There is too much love there how would you bait them (I feel that toast may not be enough to get either riled!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 There is too much love there how would you bait them (I feel that toast may not be enough to get either riled!) 637201[/snapback] True, and continuing the Div v Ruggy theme :- Grey hair v Bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 True, and continuing the Div v Ruggy theme :-Grey hair v Bald. 637205[/snapback] Which type of hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Which type of hair? 637212[/snapback] Chest hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Chest hair. 637218[/snapback] Grey hair then - as I am not going in for any of that waxing caper! Waxing Vs Philips Lady Shave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Grey hair then - as I am not going in for any of that waxing caper!Waxing Vs Philips Lady Shave! 637236[/snapback] Ive never met Phiips lady (what a strange name ) and Ive never had anything waxed - but given how much wummen go on about how much it hurts, surely waxing would inflict more pain than any woman, strange name or not, could handle waxing lyrical vs cracking wise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Ive never met Phiips lady (what a strange name ) and Ive never had anything waxed - but given how much wummen go on about how much it hurts, surely waxing would inflict more pain than any woman, strange name or not, could handle waxing lyrical vs cracking wise 637267[/snapback] Singing whilst waxing is still going to make it hurt. I'd go for being wise whilst on crack. Ruby Wax v Dennis Wise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Ive never met Phiips lady (what a strange name ) and Ive never had anything waxed - but given how much wummen go on about how much it hurts, surely waxing would inflict more pain than any woman, strange name or not, could handle waxing lyrical vs cracking wise 637267[/snapback] It quite clearly say Philips in my original post I am missing something - and do we need a lady to settle this argument as I too have never had anything waxed (hopefully never will) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Singing whilst waxing is still going to make it hurt. I'd go for being wise whilst on crack. Ruby Wax v Dennis Wise? 637270[/snapback] Are they playing cards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 It quite clearly say Philips in my original post I am missing something - and do we need a lady to settle this argument as I too have never had anything waxed (hopefully never will) 637277[/snapback] No hopefully about it for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Singing whilst waxing is still going to make it hurt. I'd go for being wise whilst on crack. Ruby Wax v Dennis Wise? 637270[/snapback] Another no lose contest for the punters Id back Dennis to give her a good pummeling, hopefully breaking her jaw badly enough for her never to be able to talk again. Dennis Wise vs Ernie Wise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 No hopefully about it for me 637288[/snapback] Not even for Charidee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Dennis Wise vs Ernie Wise 637293[/snapback] Hmm.. Is Eric Morcambe allowed in for haunners and is Ernie driving a taxi Dennis has just been in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Another no lose contest for the punters Id back Dennis to give her a good pummeling, hopefully breaking her jaw badly enough for her never to be able to talk again. Dennis Wise vs Ernie Wise 637293[/snapback] Ernie Wise vs. Ernie The Fastest Milkman In The West Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Another no lose contest for the punters Id back Dennis to give her a good pummeling, hopefully breaking her jaw badly enough for her never to be able to talk again. Dennis Wise vs Ernie Wise 637293[/snapback] At what point would her plastic surgery come undone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Hmm.. Is Eric Morcambe allowed in for haunners and is Ernie driving a taxi Dennis has just been in? 637298[/snapback] or are they playing cards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Dennis Wise vs Ernie Wise 637293[/snapback] Ernie had short fat hairy legs, so that means he had never heard of waxing either. A real man in other words. He would beat the wee jakey no bother. Pipkins v Play School Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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