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What is the collective noun for a group of Kangaroos with Dolphins in their pouches?

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Fact Fans - Kangaroos pouches contain a viscous mucus

So a dolphin in a Kangaroos pouch would be sticky!

oh! and its a parliament of crows!

Mob of Kangaroos Vs Pod of Dolphins

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You'd have to have it in Space, as its clear who would in on land/in the the water.

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Or you could have it at the side of a pool with the dolphins jumping up to land blows and bits and the kangaroos (with or without boxing gloves) could kick or punch when the came up for air.

Space vs Time

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Its all relative!

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You'd have to have it in Space, as its clear who would in on land/in the the water.

Space vs Time

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Everyone needs there own space, but you can make time :unsure:

And you cant have space ticking in your head, ticking in your head, ticking in your head

Anthrax vs Metallica

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So would a group of dolphins with portable music players be an iPod?

ipod v portable sat-nav

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Dont think dolphins need either due to their Sonar/ultra-sound abilities

whats that flipper?

click click reeeee

someones fallen off a boat!

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Dont think dolphins need either due to their Sonar/ultra-sound abilities

whats that flipper?

click click reeeee

someones fallen off a boat!

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So I can take a crash course in Dolphinese from you, and take a Dolphin in the car instead of Sat-Nav, and it will lead me to the Swans?

Flipper v Lassie V Skippy

Edited to include There's someone badmouthing swans on Where's Your Head At just now <_<

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What about tag matches?

Flipper/Salty the Seal v Jaws/Moby Dick

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Jaws would be distracted by Ahab tied to Moby Dick so Flipper/Salty would win by a technical KO

Flipper v Lassie V Skippy

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Add Gentle Ben to that

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Last summer we got the shit scared out of us when we found 2 of these 7cm insects in our garden. to make matters worse we found them on our 2 year old son's swing. we thought we had been attacked by super wasps! actually, these 'horntails' are harmless.

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Jaws would be distracted by Ahab tied to Moby Dick so Flipper/Salty would win by a technical KO

Add Gentle Ben to that

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Flipper, Lassy and Skippy all have human side-kicks that arent as annoying as that stupid kid in Gentle Ben :angry: AND Ben is a fucking bear ... you do the math ;)

math vs maths

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Last summer we got the shit scared out of us when we found 2 of these 7cm insects in our garden. to make matters worse we found them on our 2 year old son's swing. we thought we had been attacked by super wasps!  actually, these 'horntails' are harmless.

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Worryingly on topic <_<

But quality public information service ... carry on ;)

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