Guest Tarvie Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Evil is more fun Evil Edna v Mavis Cruet 642022[/snapback] Mavis simply because she would squash any opponent Cartoons v Puppets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Mavis simply because she would squash any opponent Cartoons v Puppets 642051[/snapback] High scoring draw as both have good and poor examples. Puppet shows that have been re-made/updated as cartoons e.g. Andy Pandy, are interlopers and a seek and destroy policy should be adopted. Cartoons are terrified of the legendary Michael Bentine's Potty Time. Potty Time v Toilet Training Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yohan Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 now is the right time of year.............you will see them at Recreation Park every other week or so. 640927[/snapback] Too right - the little b'stards were everywhere yesterday. I suspect they didn't appreciate the invasion of their territory yesterday and sought revenge. Still like Wreakreation as a venue though Cartoons are terrified of the legendary Michael Bentine's Potty Time.Potty Time v Toilet Training 642501[/snapback] Toilet training - a vital skill for all but the youngest in society. Simon Stainrod v. Ian McCall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Too right - the little b'stards were everywhere yesterday. I suspect they didn't appreciate the invasion of their territory yesterday and sought revenge. Still like Wreakreation as a venue though 642590[/snapback] Insect Wasps v Footballing Wasps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Insect Wasps v Footballing Wasps 642639[/snapback] Footballing wasps easy, one once flew in to a can of tango that i had been drinking at the game (unbeknowing to me) and i as i took a drink i felt this thing in my mouth, so i put my fingers in my mouth and pulled out this huge f'kin wasp, nearly shit myself (so did the guy next to me as i let out this huge Arrrrgggghhhhhh. Swan neck crow bars v large screw drivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tarvie Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Footballing wasps easy, one once flew in to a can of tango that i had been drinking at the game (unbeknowing to me) and i as i took a drink i felt this thing in my mouth, so i put my fingers in my mouth and pulled out this huge f'kin wasp, nearly shit myself (so did the guy next to me as i let out this huge Arrrrgggghhhhhh.Swan neck crow bars v large screw drivers. 642704[/snapback] You cant really beat a screw but anthing with swan in it must be hard, thus wins Left Toe v Right Toe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SeD Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 You cant really beat a screw but anthing with swan in it must be hard, thus winsLeft Toe v Right Toe 642981[/snapback] Left - I can dislocate my right toe at will but the left would appear to require a hammer left wing v right wing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 left wing v right wing 643026[/snapback] The right wing is far stronger and can break a young childs arm. Mobile v Static Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SeD Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 The right wing is far stronger and can break a young childs arm.Mobile v Static 643038[/snapback] Static - it is a word that is 'emphasised' by Reeves and Mortimer Mobile v Musical box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Static - it is a word that is 'emphasised' by Reeves and MortimerMobile v Musical box 643040[/snapback] Mobile constantly on the move but the musical box is easily wound up - on the balance of play the mobile will get a ko early in the 3rd Top Vs Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Have a swan free weekend 640416[/snapback] I did, thank you Mobile constantly on the move but the musical box is easily wound up - on the balance of play the mobile will get a ko early in the 3rdTop Vs Bottom 643804[/snapback] Well it sucks being at the bottom so top top trumps vs pokemon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 I did, thank you Well it sucks being at the bottom so top top trumps vs pokemon 643848[/snapback] Animal top trumps would kick the ass of that pikachu caracter and his wee pals nae bother. Can you imagine one of these poxy cartoons being pitted against a swan or an otter top trump card - No Contest. No consest Vs No ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Animal top trumps would kick the ass of that pikachu caracter and his wee pals nae bother. Can you imagine one of these poxy cartoons being pitted against a swan or an otter top trump card - No Contest.No consest Vs No ball 643850[/snapback] well you have to go again after a no ball, so you could just never stop but if theres no contest then theres no winner aaargh youve just killed the thread thread vs needle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 well you have to go again after a no ball, so you could just never stop but if theres no contest then theres no winner aaargh youve just killed the thread thread vs needle 643870[/snapback] Without any needle there would be the P&B board and therefore no thread (and/or threads) (mon the Wasps n Bees!) and GIRUY!! plural vs singular? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Without any needle there would be the P&B board and therefore no thread (and/or threads) (mon the Wasps n Bees!) and GIRUY!!plural vs singular? 643874[/snapback] more is best - nuff said talk vs action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 more is best - nuff said talk vs action 643885[/snapback] from a purely logically point of view less talk = more action therefore talk > action logic vs nonsense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 from a purely logically point of viewless talk = more action therefore talk > action logic vs nonsense 643888[/snapback] Im struggling to see the difference logically logic would always win, but then from a nonsense point of view it would be logical to choose logic, therefore nonsense would choose nonsense as its less logical than logic = score draw Tony Hart vs morph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviClyde Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Im struggling to see the difference logically logic would always win, but then from a nonsense point of view it would be logical to choose logic, therefore nonsense would choose nonsense as its less logical than logic = score draw Tony Hart vs morph 643890[/snapback] Now you're just being daft. tony has morph totally at his command - can't fail to win! Mork v Mindy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 Now you're just being daft.tony has morph totally at his command - can't fail to win! Mork v Mindy 643985[/snapback] I dunno, Morph often rebelled against his oppresive master. He also had several escape bids foiled trying to disguise himself as a shit and get flushed down the toilet. Chas always scuppered the deal Another no lose contest. But Id have to go for Mindy after Mork suffers a freak rainbow braces accident before the fight. belt vs braces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviClyde Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 I dunno, Morph often rebelled against his oppresive master. He also had several escape bids foiled trying to disguise himself as a shit and get flushed down the toilet. Chas always scuppered the deal Another no lose contest. But Id have to go for Mindy after Mork suffers a freak rainbow braces accident before the fight. belt vs braces 644014[/snapback] Braces definitely on top here, with belt having a tendency to let things slip when you least expect it. Baldrick v Manuel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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