Homer Thompson Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Great minds and all that! B) I think we were both wrong! Darn tootin! B) Sharon would kick both their arses. Simon Cowell's trousers v MC Hammer's trousers 645297[/snapback] Has to be MC Hammers. His balloon pants could perfom an outflanking manouvre on both sides at the same time! Cowells might have the height advantage but theyd soon be sucked down into the MC vortex. cant touch this vs can touch this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 cant touch this vs can touch this 645316[/snapback] You can look but you cant touch. I take it you never listened to your parents or have never been to the lapdancing. Lapdancing v Poledancing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 You can look but you cant touch. I take it you never listened to your parents or have never been to the lapdancing. :lol: Lapdancing v Poledancing 645391[/snapback] Poles are generally dirty and ugly, whereas scandinavians have a reputation for good looks and beauty - lapdancing it is communism vs capitalism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codfish Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 :lol: Poles are generally dirty and ugly, whereas scandinavians have a reputation for good looks and beauty - lapdancing it is communism vs capitalism 645428[/snapback] Capitalism, as it's the only thing that allows Sao Paulo To Type Like This.... Clock v Watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 :lol: Poles are generally dirty and ugly, whereas scandinavians have a reputation for good looks and beauty - lapdancing it is communism vs capitalism 645428[/snapback] Google imagine search for "laplanders" comes up with this all I can say is I dont fancy yours much! Communism doesnt work and capitalism is inherently flawed. I expend that Capitalism would win because it would communism to take a dive (probably in the 3rd) and with the winnings (from the wager) buy Alaska! Alaska Vs Siberia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Capitalism, as it's the only thing that allows Sao Paulo To Type Like This.... Clock v Watch 645455[/snapback] what sounds better clock watcher or watch clocker? Then I think we have our answer Clock Watcher Vs Watch Clocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 what sounds better clock watcher or watch clocker? Then I think we have our answerClock Watcher Vs Watch Clocker 645466[/snapback] Ive never had my watch clocked, but Ive done a fair bit of clock watching ... and it sucks. So, even though I dunno what it is, watch clocking it is. clocking off vs clocking on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Ive never had my watch clocked, but Ive done a fair bit of clock watching ... and it sucks.So, even though I dunno what it is, watch clocking it is. clocking off vs clocking on 645503[/snapback] Is there any real contest here? Smilies Vs Smellies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Is there any real contest here? No, thought Id throw an easy one out there for lunchtime Smilies Vs Smellies 645507[/snapback] Who wants to be smelly?? smilies win the day heads down vs thumbs up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 No, thought Id throw an easy one out there for lunchtime Who wants to be smelly?? 645513[/snapback] Ladies! which reminds me of the old joke - Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell! smilies win the day heads down vs thumbs up 645513[/snapback] Are there any laplanders involved? Thats a toughy - depends really on the situation and where the head is going down to and where the thumb is going up to! In any case I think Heads Down would be a winner! pirates Vs ninjas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Ladies! which reminds me of the old joke -Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell! Are there any laplanders involved? Thats a toughy - depends really on the situation and where the head is going down to and where the thumb is going up to! In any case I think Heads Down would be a winner! pirates Vs ninjas 645519[/snapback] Captain Pugwash gay pirates or Jonny Depp "Pirates of the Caribean" pirates?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Captain Pugwash gay pirates or Jonny Depp "Pirates of the Caribean" pirates?? 645538[/snapback] real swashbucklers - like captain black beard et al! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Ladies! which reminds me of the old joke -Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell! Are there any laplanders involved? Thats a toughy - depends really on the situation and where the head is going down to and where the thumb is going up to! In any case I think Heads Down would be a winner! pirates Vs ninjas 645519[/snapback] Ninjas ! Post whores vs Amsterdam whores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Ninjas !Post whores vs Amsterdam whores 645555[/snapback] Thats a fast track to the nightshift What is a post whore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Thats a fast track to the nightshiftWhat is a post whore? 645565[/snapback] Someone who stands on the street corner offering posts to people passing slowly in cars?? If they carry posts around, surely they'd club their amsterdam couterparts to death and thus win. Jeremy Clarkson vs the annoying little bloke (Hammond or something) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 What is a post whore? 645565[/snapback] Someone who stands on the street corner offering posts to people passing slowly in cars?? If they carry posts around, surely they'd club their amsterdam couterparts to death and thus win. Jeremy Clarkson vs the annoying little bloke (Hammond or something) 645583[/snapback] Clarkson has height, weight and reach advantage but I think the 'Hamster' might fight dirty, therefore Hammond to win ! David vs Goliath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I like Richard Hammond. He's on my list of 'Shouldn't fancy him but I do' people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Clarkson has height, weight and reach advantage but I think the 'Hamster' might fight dirty, therefore Hammond to win ! David vs Goliath 645609[/snapback] A rematch I take it? Surely Goliath wouldnt be as stupid as to underestimate the "wee guy" again? And could David pull off another flukey shot? I take Goliath to pound David into the ground early in the 1st. David Dimbelby vs Jonathon Dimbelby (sp?) I like Richard Hammond. He's on my list of 'Shouldn't fancy him but I do' people. 645619[/snapback] I know Im going to regret this, but who else is on the list?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I know Im going to regret this, but who else is on the list?? 645638[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I know Im going to regret this, but who else is on the list?? 645638[/snapback] Eh Dermot Murnaghan that used to be on ITN news. Craig Doyle Justin Timberlake 645643[/snapback] yeugh! noooo.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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