Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 I'd set the otters onto Hilton, pointless halfwit. But in a square go I think I'd go for Jessica as Paris would break in a breezeBawbag Vs Tommy Sheridan 647136[/snapback] Isnt this one of those same thing ones Bawbags would win just be sheer numbers fud vs bawbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 fud vs bawbag 647161[/snapback] Bawbag is the new fud Wasp v swan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Bawbag is the new fud Wasp v swan 647168[/snapback] The swan breaks the wing of the wasp with its patented wing/arm breaker move rendering the wasp helpless and hopeless. Easy win for the swan Portugese Swan Stranglers Vs British Airways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Portugese Swan Stranglers Vs British Airways 647172[/snapback] I reckon BA would win that one. Just because, awright. Matches v Lighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 I reckon BA would win that one. Just because, awright. Matches v Lighter 647174[/snapback] Fact Fans - Did you know that the lighter was actually invented before matches! Personnally I see more matches than lighters and as the say it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees The Stereoponics Vs The Stereo MCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Fact Fans - Did you know that the lighter was actually invented before matches!Personnally I see more matches than lighters and as the say it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees The Stereoponics Vs The Stereo MCs 647178[/snapback] Stereophonics win thanks to Kelly battering his accoustic over the MCs. Rock music v Dance music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Stereophonics win thanks to Kelly battering his accoustic over the MCs.Rock music v Dance music 647314[/snapback] Dance music involves taking lots of drugs and becoming "loved up" whereas Rock Music involves lots of alcohol and drugs and starting fights therefore Rok music has the natural advantage. Sex Vs Drugs Vs Rock n Roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Dance music involves taking lots of drugs and becoming "loved up" whereas Rock Music involves lots of alcohol and drugs and starting fights therefore Rok music has the natural advantage.Sex Vs Drugs Vs Rock n Roll 647324[/snapback] Sex please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Sex please! 647327[/snapback] Only 2 days to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Only 2 days to go 647330[/snapback] yahoooey! erm a bit distracted there...... male v female Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 yahoooey! erm a bit distracted there...... male v female 647332[/snapback] Thats a bit unfair - If it comes down to strength then Male but if the female flashes her baps games a bogey. Male is too distract to fight and female wins by default. Philsophy vs Religion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Thats a bit unfair - If it comes down to strength then Male but if the female flashes her baps games a bogey. Male is too distract to fight and female wins by default.Philsophy vs Religion 647339[/snapback] with all its war starting experience, religion would win hands done ... but then again, would it - hhmmmmm pope vs archbishop of cantebury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 with all its war starting experience, religion would win hands done ... but then again, would it - hhmmmmm pope vs archbishop of cantebury 647454[/snapback] The battle of the oldies - the pope Benny does have the look of the emperor from Star Wars and I couldnt say who the current AoC is so I go for a high scoring draw. God Bothering Vs Swan Bothering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 The battle of the oldies - the pope Benny does have the look of the emperor from Star Wars and I couldnt say who the current AoC is so I go for a high scoring draw.God Bothering Vs Swan Bothering 647470[/snapback] No-one ever died from god bothering, so it would be the preferable option (unless your BA of course ) god vs budha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 No-one ever died from god bothering, so it would be the preferable option (unless your BA of course )god vs budha 647494[/snapback] Lets just say the are all winners! apart for the atheist who are going straight to hell (and/or equivalent) Besides no matter how many times god tried to kill budha he would just be re-incarnated as something else! Michel Angelo Vs James Bell & Son, Painters and Decorators, Dumfries Editted to say - my 2,000th posts - mon ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Lets just say the are all winners! apart for the atheist who are going straight to hell (and/or equivalent)Besides no matter how many times god tried to kill budha he would just be re-incarnated as something else! Michel Angelo Vs James Bell & Son, Painters and Decorators, Dumfries 647507[/snapback] atheists dont believe in hell, therefore they cant go there. Doesnt that seem like a better choice than trying to prove your worth to god all your life Im not aware of seeing Mr Bells work, but I have seen his shop. On the other hand, Ive seen some of Michel Angelos work and its pretty good - although I wont be getting him round to do my gaff as he charges by the hour. heaven vs hell (unless your an etheist of course) Edited to say - congrats, mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 atheists dont believe in hell, therefore they cant go there. Doesnt that seem like a better choice than trying to prove your worth to god all your life Im not aware of seeing Mr Bells work, but I have seen his shop. On the other hand, Ive seen some of Michel Angelos work and its pretty good - although I wont be getting him round to do my gaff as he charges by the hour. heaven vs hell (unless your an etheist of course) Edited to say - congrats, mate 647522[/snapback] Hell, cause all the bad girls go there. Good girls v bad girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Hell, cause all the bad girls go there.Good girls v bad girls 647529[/snapback] I think youve answered your own question there Cast and crew of Question Time vs Jonathon Woss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 I think youve answered your own question there Cast and crew of Question Time vs Jonathon Woss 647633[/snapback] Anyone who goes in mob handed on Jonathan Ross deserves to win. Perth Saints Vs Paisley Saints Bringing it back to holy stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Anyone who goes in mob handed on Jonathan Ross deserves to win.Perth Saints Vs Paisley Saints Bringing it back to holy stuff! 647719[/snapback] I'll answer that in a couple of weeks in case we get humped by the paisley variety too Isnt it a bit like saying toffs vs peasants ... and didnt we do that one already? crucifiction vs stabbing (crucifiction is a slow terrible death, but at least it gets you out in the open air ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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