Guest Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 What's scary about it? Fuxake, there's feck all wrong with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickBairn Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 I sat on a wasp when I was a wee boy and that stung like hell My older brother beat the crap out of it with a stick though Insect spray alway comes in handy now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Equally sized shark V crocodile in a 25m swimming pool is the heavyweight contest I'd like to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Equally sized shark V crocodile in a 25m swimming pool is the heavyweight contest I'd like to see. 603175[/snapback] Refereed by some swans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Equally sized shark V crocodile in a 25m swimming pool is the heavyweight contest I'd like to see. 603175[/snapback] How deep is the pool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 How deep is the pool? 603304[/snapback] And what kind of shark? A hammerhead might be able to keep the croc at bay with some well placed headbutts. Not sure if there would be enough room for a Great White to get its gnashers in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 That pic scares the shit out of me! 603093[/snapback] Me too Makes my skin crawl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 And what kind of shark?A hammerhead might be able to keep the croc at bay with some well placed headbutts. Not sure if there would be enough room for a Great White to get its gnashers in. 603307[/snapback] and what kind of croc? Saltwater? the devil is in the detail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Do swans drink saltwater? That would improve the flavour of the meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Do swans drink saltwater?That would improve the flavour of the meat. 603322[/snapback] Yes, I think so, and quite probably. Not enough meat on a wasp though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 and what kind of croc? Saltwater? the devil is in the detail 603317[/snapback] I didnt even know there were different types of croc. What about croc v alligator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Yes, I think so, and quite probably. Not enough meat on a wasp though 603333[/snapback] thats why you need to eat a bag of them (the heathly alternative ) I didnt even know there were different types of croc 603333[/snapback] You live and learn (but they all rock!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 thats why you need to eat a bag of them (the heathly alternative ) 603353[/snapback] Ah, right! Dry-roasted or sun-dried? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Wasps would be alright for pub grub but if you want a real meal its swan all the way. Thats got me thinking, time to contact Golden Wonder as well and suggest Swan flavoured crisps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Ah, right! Dry-roasted or sun-dried? 603363[/snapback] sun-dried (the dry-roasted wouldn't be (the healthy alternative )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 You live and learn (but they all rock!) 603353[/snapback] Indeed! I saw a program with Michaela Strachan the other week where I found out if you stand in front of a tortoise and create a big shadow over it, it will go back into its shell and roar like a lion to scare you away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Wasps would be alright for pub grub but if you want a real meal its swan all the way. Thats got me thinking, time to contact Golden Wonder as well and suggest Swan flavoured crisps. 603369[/snapback] Would you be interested in a bag of Swan flavoured sun-dried wasps (the healthy alternative ) - they got a sting in their tails! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Indeed!I saw a program with Michaela Strachan the other week where I found out if you stand in front of a tortoise and create a big shadow over it, it will go back into its shell and roar like a lion to scare you away. 603372[/snapback] How cool is that - now where a tortoise to try it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black&Gold Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I just had a feckin wasps nest cleared from the frame of my bedroom window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyline Drifter Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 So.................. Back on topic then, where are they? I'd imagine Ochilview is a good bet. That's the last place I saw loads of the little f'k'rs. I don't think I've seen a wasp alive or dead this year yet. Removed a bee (alive) from my front porch three or four times so far though. I'm fairly convinced it's the same stupid one that keeps coming back every time I leave the dooe open to stop the heat building up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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