diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 I'll answer that in a couple of weeks in case we get humped by the paisley variety too Isnt it a bit like saying toffs vs peasants ... and didnt we do that one already? crucifiction vs stabbing (crucifiction is a slow terrible death, but at least it gets you out in the open air ) 647755[/snapback] Put quite simply crucifixtions a doddle! It could be worse you could be stabbed Holy Grail Vs Life of Brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Put quite simply crucifixtions a doddle! It could be worse you could be stabbedHoly Grail Vs Life of Brian 647768[/snapback] Have to be Holy Grail. Guys in armour tooled up with swords and swallows vs pansys in bathrobes tooled up with sandals and gourds. No contest! spam vs swan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Have to be Holy Grail. Guys in armour tooled up with swords and swallows vs pansys in bathrobes tooled up with sandals and gourds. No contest!spam vs swan 647777[/snapback] I think thats one for BA aka Gate Gourmet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 I think thats one for BA aka Gate Gourmet! 647784[/snapback] I think we all know which one he'd pick Wont stop a bit of "Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam , spamitty spam spamitty spam, spamitty spam spamitty spam." the messiah vs a very naughty boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 the messiah vs a very naughty boy 647789[/snapback] Very naughty boy. Just ask Judith. African Swallow v European Swallow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Very naughty boy. Just ask Judith. African Swallow v European Swallow 647792[/snapback] laden or unladen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Monty Python v Something original? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Monty Python v Something original? 647803[/snapback] Monty Python, of course Shouldnt you be drooling over pictures of sexy men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Monty Python v Something original? 647803[/snapback] Monty Python Vs Something completely different A man with 3 buttocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Monty Python Vs Something completely different A man with 3 buttocks! 647811[/snapback] Do you think hes on Jeannies list of men she fancys but shouldnt 3 buttocks vs 1 buttock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Quite possibly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 laden or unladen? 647801[/snapback] Unladen of course. It would take two swallows to grasp a coconut by the husk therefore the question would have been African swallows v Europeans swallow had they been laden. Singular v Plural Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Unladen of course. It would take two swallows to grasp a coconut by the husk therefore the question would have been African swallows v Europeans swallow had they been laden.Singular v Plural 647816[/snapback] silly me more is best Bobby Moore vs George Best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Unladen of course. It would take two swallows to grasp a coconut by the husk therefore the question would have been African swallows v Europeans swallow had they been laden.Singular v Plural 647816[/snapback] Plural rhymes with Rural - so the therefor sides with the aristocrats - who have all the wealth and guns therefore would clearly win the fight Reeves Vs Mortimer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 silly me more is best Bobby Moore vs George Best 647819[/snapback] Fact Fans - George Bests Birthday is the 22nd of May and so is mine George Best - see above! B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Plural rhymes with Rural - so the therefor sides with the aristocrats - who have all the wealth and guns therefore would clearly win the fightReeves Vs Mortimer 647822[/snapback] Mortimer is obviously the talented one, so the work-shy fop would be foolish to tangle with him for fear of sending his own career down the pan. Also, Mortimer had a stick with which to beat Reeves Fact Fans - George Bests Birthday is the 22nd of May and so is mineGeorge Best - see above! B) 647826[/snapback] Almost slap bang in the middle of my daughters (17th) and mine (29th) Man with a stick vs Les Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Mortimer is obviously the talented one, so the work-shy fop would be foolish to tangle with him for fear of sending his own career down the pan.Also, Mortimer had a stick with which to beat Reeves Almost slap bang in the middle of my daughters (17th) and mine (29th) Man with a stick vs Les 647835[/snapback] I dont the age of your daughters, but you are probably ages with my good self (29), so I will refrain from making the obvious comments All the man with stick would be required to do is place some chives at the end of his stick and would easily see of Les! Morrisey the consumer monkey Vs Graham Lister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 I dont the age of your daughters, but you are probably ages with my good self (29), so I will refrain from making the obvious comments All the man with stick would be required to do is place some chives at the end of his stick and would easily see of Les! Morrisey the consumer monkey Vs Graham Lister 647843[/snapback] My daughter is 14 weeks old and yes, Im around your age - 31, but only just Morrisey every time. Not only does he look after our consumer rights but he's a vicious primate with a blokes hand up his arse enough to make anyone mad enough to see off a work-shy fop like Lister. monkey vs swan edited to add - I just got the obvious comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 My daughter is 14 weeks old and yes, Im around your age - 31, but only just Morrisey every time. Not only does he look after our consumer rights but he's a vicious primate with a blokes hand up his arse enough to make anyone mad enough to see off a work-shy fop like Lister. monkey vs swan 647852[/snapback] I think we would have to give it to the swan - how would the monkey avoid the arm breaker move Freddie Starr Vs Booby Davro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 I think we would have to give it to the swan - how would the monkey avoid the arm breaker moveFreddie Starr Vs Booby Davro 647856[/snapback] Freddy Starr as Davro wouldn't dare eat someone's pet. Freddy Starr v Fred Astaire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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