Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 As my learned friend hints, it depends on the situation. Pubs have their place but there is a certain niceness to a carry oot and the comfort of your own home.home vs away 655943[/snapback] Got to be home. Have you ever heard of an Away Road? Owen v Cisse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Got to be home. Have you ever heard of an Away Road? Owen v Cisse 656062[/snapback] Rhetorical question, isnt it? At the risk of dragging this thread downwards into a reasoned football debate, Id have Cisse - for Liverpool anyway. Owens been there and done that and at this level going back is never a good idea back vs forward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Rhetorical question, isnt it? At the risk of dragging this thread downwards into a reasoned football debate, Id have Cisse - for Liverpool anyway. Owens been there and done that and at this level going back is never a good idea back vs forward 656077[/snapback] I find that you get places and awful quicker if you go forward (even if they are behind you - turning round and going forward maybe a better option!) bikes vs dykes Editted to say in a fight Owen would stand no chance against big Cisse (despite him sounding like a big jessie!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I find that you get places and awful quicker if you go forward (even if they are behind you - turning round and going forward maybe a better option!)bikes vs dykes Editted to say in a fight Owen would stand no chance against big Cisse (despite him sounding like a big jessie!) 656124[/snapback] And looking like one, what is it with his hair bikes - cause then you can get on them and escape from the dykes. Oh and your more likely to get a ride Oh, come on, like you all wouldnt have done that joke if you'd been quick enough Here all week, try the veal meat eaters vs tree huggin veggies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 And looking like one, what is it with his hair bikes - cause then you can get on them and escape from the dykes. Oh and your more likely to get a ride Oh, come on, like you all wouldnt have done that joke if you'd been quick enough Here all week, try the veal meat eaters vs tree huggin veggies 656143[/snapback] In battle who would you want as a comrade - a strapping virile meateater or a pasty faced frail looking weakling veggie (crying out for some beans and or pulses!). No in the heat of battle there will always be one winner and it isnt the leaf muncher - and if came down to it the meat eater could also eat the veggie (however, ther is probably very little meat on them!) Big Jessie Vs Big Wean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 In battle who would you want as a comrade - a strapping virile meateater or a pasty faced frail looking weakling veggie (crying out for some beans and or pulses!).No in the heat of battle there will always be one winner and it isnt the leaf muncher - and if came down to it the meat eater could also eat the veggie (however, ther is probably very little meat on them!) Big Jessie Vs Big Wean 656361[/snapback] big weans would gan crying hame to their mammy. Leaving the many Jessies to fight it out amongst themselves Jessie James vs Uncle Jessie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 what if Jessie James was your uncle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 what if Jessie James was your uncle? 656380[/snapback] Then my gran would be a lot older than she said she was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Then my gran would be a lot older than she said she was 656390[/snapback] score draw as they are quite clearly the same person Sonic the Hedgehog Vs Mario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 score draw as they are quite clearly the same personSonic the Hedgehog Vs Mario 656432[/snapback] have to be sonic. Mario is an over-weight Italian plumber and sonic is a killer hedgehog. How about tag team action ... Mario and Luigi vs Sonic and knuckles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 have to be sonic. Mario is an over-weight Italian plumber and sonic is a killer hedgehog. How about tag team action ...Mario and Luigi vs Sonic and knuckles 656448[/snapback] So if sonic would take out one overweight plumber (with the ability to jump) surely if he should be able to take out two with no help from his comic sidekick! manic miner vs paperboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Mario and Luigi vs Sonic and knuckles 656448[/snapback] Thats the most one-sided fight ever. Knuckles has big f'cking spikes on his gloves (actually, those might be his knuckles, i've never though about that before ) Now, if it was Mario, Luigi and Bowser v Sonic then it might be a different story - but i'd still go with Sonic - he's the f'cking daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 So if sonic would take out one overweight plumber (with the ability to jump) surely if he should be able to take out two with no help from his comic sidekick! Possibly, but then Mario was stupid enough to get himself kidnapped in a haunted mansion. Luigi had to rescue him. Therefore, Luigi is the superior fat plumber manic miner vs paperboy 656465[/snapback] paperboy as manic miner is only able to function in 2-D Arthur Scargill vs Maggie Thatcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Arthur Scargill vs Maggie Thatcher 656478[/snapback] Maggie Thatcher vs Maggie May. Arthur Scargill vs Artur Boruc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Arthur Scargill vs Maggie Thatcher 656478[/snapback] Hmmm, battle of the hair-do's. I reckon Maggie would win that one with her milk snatching abilities. A truly evil woman who was not afraid of anyone. Kids, miners, Argentina among others were left in her wake. She didnt have the balls to take on a swan though did she? There is a lesson in that swan fans. John Major v Morris Minor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 John Major v Morris Minor 656696[/snapback] Morris Minor - more personality, especially the ones teacher's used to drive Hillman Imp v Austin Maxi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Morris Minor - more personality, especially the ones teacher's used to driveHillman Imp v Austin Maxi 656721[/snapback] "Richard" Hillman Imp was he not the murderer on Cornation Street - I think he would murder left back Austin Maxi "McCann". Terry McCann Vs Arthur Daley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 "Richard" Hillman Imp was he not the murderer on Cornation Street - I think he would murder left back Austin Maxi "McCann".Terry McCann Vs Arthur Daley 657404[/snapback] Terrys a hard man, but then Arfur is the gaffer ... hard man rebels and does gaffer in. terry vs june Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Terrys a hard man, but then Arfur is the gaffer ... hard man rebels and does gaffer in.terry vs june 657472[/snapback] terry was just a fat layabout idiot - June was always the brains in that operation - pillow over the face during the night and terry ends up under the patio Brookside Vs Hollyoaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 terry was just a fat layabout idiot - June was always the brains in that operation - pillow over the face during the night and terry ends up under the patioBrookside Vs Hollyoaks 657478[/snapback] Brookside close was full of murderers, deviants and scousers. Hollyoaks is full of totty and poovery. Much as my heart would like Hollyoaks to win(well at least the totty half), I fear that theyre just all too cutesy-cutesy and nicey-nicey to withstand the red and blue onslaught. Brookside in a blood-bath Smashy vs Nicey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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