Pink Freud Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 ducking is less preferable to swaning, but I hate diving ... are you listening Mr Keane wheeling vs dealing 661625[/snapback] dealing-naw, pure wheelin' man cause dealin's pure fur neds n'at know? Predictably..... Bobbing v Weaving........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 dealing-naw, pure wheelin' man cause dealin's pure fur neds n'at know?Predictably..... Bobbing v Weaving........ 661632[/snapback] bobbing results in a wet face and a strange taste in the mouth weaving is a girly thing that results in rugs and the like. all things girly are wrong, therefore reluctantly it would have to be bobbing. Cannon vs Ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 bobbing results in a wet face and a strange taste in the mouth weaving is a girly thing that results in rugs and the like. all things girly are wrong, therefore reluctantly it would have to be bobbing. Cannon vs Ball 661641[/snapback] Tommy often had Bobby by the skin - but I reckon the wee fella could pack a punch if he was riled! Cannon & Ball Vs the Grumbleweeds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Tommy often had Bobby by the skin - but I reckon the wee fella could pack a punch if he was riled!Cannon & Ball Vs the Grumbleweeds 661655[/snapback] tag team or Royal Rumble stylee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 tag team or Royal Rumble stylee? 661660[/snapback] Lets get ready to Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrumble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Lets get ready to Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrumble 661673[/snapback] then it would have to be the 'weeds just through sheer numbers. dirty country bumpkins vs dirty town neds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 then it would have to be the 'weeds just through sheer numbers.dirty country bumpkins vs dirty town neds 661687[/snapback] seems like a variation on the town vs country conundrum. However, in this instance I would the street wise jakey ned (needing the cash to feed his drink/drugs habit) to take out the slack jawed yokel. Cider (ooh arrgh) Vs Lager (buurrrp!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 seems like a variation on the town vs country conundrum. However, in this instance I would the street wise jakey ned (needing the cash to feed his drink/drugs habit) to take out the slack jawed yokel.Cider (ooh arrgh) Vs Lager (buurrrp!) 661752[/snapback] Lager everytime ... although I am tempted to give Magners a shot ol'chestnut time going home vs staying at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Lager everytime ... although I am tempted to give Magners a shot ol'chestnut time going home vs staying at work 661761[/snapback] only one thing I can say to that Have a nice weekend and c'mon Scotland (where a number of the aforementioned lagers will be consumed!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SeD Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 Any entymologists out there? My observations (most lately in Neilston Park, Haddington) have led me to the conclusion that Scottish bumble-bees are fecking huge and have white arses. Their English cousins are merely large and have yellow arses. Is there any truth in this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Any entymologists out there?My observations (most lately in Neilston Park, Haddington) have led me to the conclusion that Scottish bumble-bees are fecking huge and have white arses. Their English cousins are merely large and have yellow arses. Is there any truth in this? 663547[/snapback] Only one way to find out : Scottish bumble bees vs english bumble bees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SeD Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Only one way to find out :Scottish bumble bees vs english bumble bees 664367[/snapback] Which ones are in Berwick? Tweed vs Solway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Which ones are in Berwick?Tweed vs Solway 664376[/snapback] I cant see the Tweed from my bedroom window, so it has to be the Solway. windows vs doors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 I cant see the Tweed from my bedroom window, so it has to be the Solway.windows vs doors 664395[/snapback] doors clearly for ease of access. Being of ill Vs Work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 doors clearly for ease of access.Being of ill Vs Work 665324[/snapback] Being off ill rocks Sufficiently better now, I take it? rocks vs Robbie Williams aka knob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Being off ill rocks Sufficiently better now, I take it?rocks vs Robbie Williams aka knob 665331[/snapback] a bag of rocks would sound better and if they clashed "literally" I suspect that it would be Knobbie who would end up at "intensive care" Kirsty Gallagher Vs Kelly Dalgleish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 a bag of rocks would sound better and if they clashed "literally" I suspect that it would be Knobbie who would end up at "intensive care"Kirsty Gallagher Vs Kelly Dalgleish 665546[/snapback] In a fight - Kelly surely would have the advantage with the patented Dalglish fire and scowl. It would of course be a marathon affair enjoyed by all If I had to chose between the two ... Kirsty Kenny Dalglish vs Bernard Gallacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 In a fight - Kelly surely would have the advantage with the patented Dalglish fire and scowl. It would of course be a marathon affair enjoyed by all If I had to chose between the two ... Kirsty Kenny Dalglish vs Bernard Gallacher 665590[/snapback] Kenny no contest Michael Fich Vs Ian Macaskill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Kenny no contestMichael Fich Vs Ian Macaskill 665923[/snapback] Michael Fish would call on that mini-whirlwind that hit Britain to blow Ian MacAskill away (down at the back). Michael Fish v A Fish Called Wanda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Michael Fish would call on that mini-whirlwind that hit Britain to blow Ian MacAskill away (down at the back).Michael Fish v A Fish Called Wanda 665929[/snapback] Cleese would easily see off the midget weatherman, even if he came at him with a banana or a pointed stick Basil vs Cybil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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