LiviClyde Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Cleese would easily see off the midget weatherman, even if he came at him with a banana or a pointed stick Basil vs Cybil 666016[/snapback] Wouldn't fancy seasoning my food with Cybil, so Basil wins. Salt v pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Wouldn't fancy seasoning my food with Cybil, so Basil wins.Salt v pepper. 666213[/snapback] By this I assume you mean the popular rap duo salt n pepa. In which case pepa everytime! Fiddy Cent Vs the Game (hard-core gangsta rap style!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 By this I assume you mean the popular rap duo salt n pepa. In which case pepa everytime!Fiddy Cent Vs the Game (hard-core gangsta rap style!) 666834[/snapback] Im sorry, did you just use Fiddy and The Game in the same sentence as hard-core gangsta rap?? Two big jessys swinging handbags at each other, spouting shite about how tough they are A long, boring, drawn out no score draw which the punters give up on after 10 minutes. You know what Im saying? Fiddy and the Game vs Public Enemy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Im sorry, did you just use Fiddy and The Game in the same sentence as hard-core gangsta rap?? Two big jessys swinging handbags at each other, spouting shite about how tough they are A long, boring, drawn out no score draw which the punters give up on after 10 minutes. You know what Im saying? Fiddy and the Game vs Public Enemy 666859[/snapback] Dont believe the Hype! Flava Flav kicks everyones ass with his big clock - end of story! Neverending Story Vs Labyrinth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Labyrinth. David Bowie whips Limahls' poncy eighties arse easily. Kajagogoo v Banarama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Bananarama. They were pals with Fun Boy Three. They were hard as fook and would give the girls back up. Not that they would need it against those pooves. Fact fans - Limahl with an anagram of his real surname Hamill. The Specials v Madness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Sven v Swan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Sven v Swan 668183[/snapback] Sven tries to tactically out manoeuvre the swan by getting Beckham to pick the team (despite being the weakest link in the midfield). The swan sees right through this and breaks his arm (and David Healy nicks in to score a late winner) We all know who the swans support! oh and madness too! cats (the musical) vs real cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 What about The Stray Cats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Sven tries to tactically out manoeuvre the swan by getting Beckham to pick the team (despite being the weakest link in the midfield). The swan sees right through this and breaks his arm (and David Healy nicks in to score a late winner)We all know who the swans support! oh and madness too! cats (the musical) vs real cats 668438[/snapback] Real cats can't sing, dance or do magic tricks, but they do have sharp claws and most of them have a decidely evil side, so real cats win. Andrew Lloyd Webber v Jaylloyd (sp) Samuel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon_The_Fife Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 This has to be the biggest thread surely. The wasps have arrived now but there seems to be a lack of bees. Do you think the W.C (Wasps Casuals) kicked fuk outta the Bees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Real cats can't sing, dance or do magic tricks, but they do have sharp claws and most of them have a decidely evil side, so real cats win.Andrew Lloyd Webber v Jaylloyd (sp) Samuel 668452[/snapback] Samuel pummels the Phantom of the opera ninja-styleeee. Peeps vs Beckett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 This has to be the biggest thread surely.The wasps have arrived now but there seems to be a lack of bees. Do you think the W.C (Wasps Casuals) kicked fuk outta the Bees? 668933[/snapback] I think you'll find the correct phrasing of your question would be wasp casuals vs bees B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Samuel pummels the Phantom of the opera ninja-styleeee.Peeps vs Beckett 668939[/snapback] a 17th century diarist vs a absurbist playwright hmm tough call but I think I'll go for the absurdist as a dedication to this thread "We all are born mad. Some remain so." (from Waiting for Godot, 1952) wasp casuals vs bees The old townie neds wasps vs the country bunkums bees - the wasps have a bit of track record in this clash so I think I'll stick with form - wasps! Booze vs Reasons To Be Cheerful, an alternative Editted to say - battle of the threads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 a 17th century diarist vs a absurbist playwright hmm tough call but I think I'll go for the absurdist as a dedication to this thread"We all are born mad. Some remain so." (from Waiting for Godot, 1952) The old townie neds wasps vs the country bunkums bees - the wasps have a bit of track record in this clash so I think I'll stick with form - wasps! Booze vs Reasons To Be Cheerful, an alternative Editted to say - battle of the threads! 668958[/snapback] Being cheerful is for pooves and big girls blouses, bah humbug. Booze wins every time continuing the P&B theme Sau Paulo vs Ochil-CLyde Battle of the Clyde fud kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 I'll give that another hour before they get home from school. Has anyone ever wondered where home road is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Sau Paulo vs Ochil-CLydeBattle of the Clyde fud kids! 668986[/snapback] I hope a bevy of swans find out where this battle of the aliases is taking place and invades the pitch in a threatening manner. Neither of them will be able to type with two broken arms. Typing v writing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 I hope a bevy of swans find out where this battle of the aliases is taking place and invades the pitch in a threatening manner. Neither of them will be able to type with two broken arms. Wont be the only thing they cant do Typing v writing 668995[/snapback] Typing of course. Does anyone else struggle to write more than a few words before your hand hurst and it all becomes messy and you think, "God I cant be arsed with this"??? god vs a bevy of swans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 god vs a bevy of swans 669007[/snapback] That sounds like a draw to me. Probably the only thing known to man that could possibly even come close to defeat the swans. v v Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 That sounds like a draw to me. Probably the only thing known to man that could possibly even come close to defeat the swans. v v 669770[/snapback] wins easily as the other two are in some tenuous way linked to a scottish football team from Greenock! Vs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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