Homer Thompson Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 wins easily as the other two are in some tenuous way linked to a scottish football team from Greenock! Vs 669772[/snapback] easily fud vs bawbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 easily fud vs bawbag 669815[/snapback] I thought that bawbag was the new fud! Tommy Sheridan Vs Des O'Connor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 I thought that bawbag was the new fud! Aah, but does that necesarily make it better? Ask Coca-cola Tommy Sheridan Vs Des O'Connor 669898[/snapback] Battle of the tans?? I think Des would have to much experience for the socialist no-mark. Probably use Mel to distract him and then deliver a swift kick to the rocks. Des O'Connor vs Tom O'Connor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviClyde Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Aah, but does that necesarily make it better? Ask Coca-cola Battle of the tans?? I think Des would have to much experience for the socialist no-mark. Probably use Mel to distract him and then deliver a swift kick to the rocks. Des O'Connor vs Tom O'Connor 670144[/snapback] Old smoothie Des should have had this easily, but his Careless Hands let O'Connor in for a sucker punch! Punch v Judy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Old smoothie Des should have had this easily, but his Careless Hands let O'Connor in for a sucker punch!Punch v Judy 670153[/snapback] Punch is known for his uncontrolled violent outbursts. However, at the mere sight of Judy he reverts back to a repressed schoolboy - meaning that Judy has him by the balls. Judy 1 under the thumb puppet 0 Friday night vs Saturday night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Punch is known for his uncontrolled violent outbursts. However, at the mere sight of Judy he reverts back to a repressed schoolboy - meaning that Judy has him by the balls. Judy 1 under the thumb puppet 0Friday night vs Saturday night 670304[/snapback] Tough one. Friday night has the bonus of being the start of the weekend, according to the Church of Tong anyway. Where as Saturday night has no work preceeding it and is usually proceeded by football HHhmmm Football swings it ... saturday night by a whisker Saturday night live vs The Word (cast and crew Royal Rumble) ... or ... going home vs staying at work - The Return of the Ol' Chestnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Tough one. Friday night has the bonus of being the start of the weekend, according to the Church of Tong anyway. Where as Saturday night has no work preceeding it and is usually proceeded by football HHhmmmFootball swings it ... saturday night by a whisker Saturday night live vs The Word (cast and crew Royal Rumble) ... or ... going home vs staying at work - The Return of the Ol' Chestnut 670311[/snapback] The word featuring Dani Behr! John McEnroe Vs Jimmy Connors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 The word featuring Dani Behr!John McEnroe Vs Jimmy Connors 673758[/snapback] You cannot be serious, man! That contest is in, man! I cannot believe this, you cannot be serious, man! ... and so on McEnroe has the temper and the ability to cream connors AND still have time to shoot his tv ad. Kournikova vs Sharipova Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarreZ Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 You cannot be serious, man! That contest is in, man! I cannot believe this, you cannot be serious, man! ... and so on McEnroe has the temper and the ability to cream connors AND still have time to shoot his tv ad. Kournikova vs Sharipova 673991[/snapback] Sharipova is stronger, and would bat Kournikova's ass till submission. Belfast Rioter from the tv last night vs King of chavs Michael Carroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviClyde Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 You cannot be serious, man! That contest is in, man! I cannot believe this, you cannot be serious, man! ... and so on McEnroe has the temper and the ability to cream connors AND still have time to shoot his tv ad. Kournikova vs Sharipova 673991[/snapback] If it's a Tennis match then Sharipova easily! In a cat fight I'd go for the greater experience of Kournokova! Tennis net v Fishnets (Please feel free to tell me if I'm playing gooseberry guys! ) Edit: FFS it's bloody happened again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Sharipova is stronger, and would bat Kournikova's ass till submission.Belfast Rioter from the tv last night vs King of chavs Michael Carroll. 674045[/snapback] Id never condone rioting, but at the same time, I would like to see Carroll take a beating. Chavs are all mouth and Ive no doubt Carroll is the same, when it comes down to it. Rioter to storm it If it's a Tennis match then Sharipova easily!In a cat fight I'd go for the greater experience of Kournokova! Tennis net v Fishnets (Please feel free to tell me if I'm playing gooseberry guys! ) 674055[/snapback] All are welcome in this, the only thread officially recommended by SJ I have no net preference, however the contents of fishnets is potentially far more interesting than tennis nets, which are likely to catch only ball boys nemo vs jaws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarreZ Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Id never condone rioting, but at the same time, I would like to see Carroll take a beating. Chavs are all mouth and Ive no doubt Carroll is the same, when it comes down to it. Rioter to storm it All are welcome in this, the only thread officially recommended by SJ I have no net preference, however the contents of fishnets is potentially far more interesting than tennis nets, which are likely to catch only ball boys nemo vs jaws 674102[/snapback] Theres only one winner there, Nemo is rubbish, and couldnt do anything but sand-dance around jaws. Jaws vs Jaws (james bond jaws with metal teeth). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Theres only one winner there, Nemo is rubbish, and couldnt do anything but sand-dance around jaws.Jaws vs Jaws (james bond jaws with metal teeth). 674137[/snapback] All depends on who gets in the first blow. I'd go for the bond baddie to just get in there first and enjoy a nice lunch of shark with a lovely swan salad side. Sean Connery vs Roger Moore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tarvie Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 All depends on who gets in the first blow. I'd go for the bond baddie to just get in there first and enjoy a nice lunch of shark with a lovely swan salad side.Sean Connery vs Roger Moore 674213[/snapback] Connery easily will show Moore who is the real bond, Mish Moneypenny Paper Money v Plastic Money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Connery easily will show Moore who is the real bond, Mish Moneypenny Paper Money v Plastic Money 674569[/snapback] Plastic money - it will make the transition to Euros all the easier Euro Vs Pound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Plastic money - it will make the transition to Euros all the easierEuro Vs Pound 674906[/snapback] Has to be pounds. Damn Johnny Foreigner and their fancy pants, colourful money trying to come over here and steal our women. Back to where you came from, you oiks! british women vs foreign women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Has to be pounds. Damn Johnny Foreigner and their fancy pants, colourful money trying to come over here and steal our women. Back to where you came from, you oiks!british women vs foreign women 674917[/snapback] After many rounds of all in mud wrestling - tag team style followed by a royal rumble style - a score draw! A badger Vs My brothers car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 After many rounds of all in mud wrestling - tag team style followed by a royal rumble style - a score draw!A badger Vs My brothers car 674942[/snapback] I suspect you already know the outcome Was it one badger or a [insert colective noun here] of badgers?? One badger on its own would surely come off worse. a badger vs a tractor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Cete of Badgers or a colony of badgers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 I suspect you already know the outcome Was it one badger or a [insert colective noun here] of badgers?? One badger on its own would surely come off worse. a badger vs a tractor 674986[/snapback] Shouldn't it be a Mushroom of Badgers? Badger wins, as he enlists the help of his friend Bodger and they mess the tractor's engine up with Mashed Potatoes. Krypton Factor v X Factor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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