Guest Spanky Rodriguez Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Haven't seen any of the little stripey feckers for ages. Have they really gone or have the grey squirrels finally triumphed They'll be away off on their holibobs. I saw a huge f**k off spider today though so i done the decent thing by hitting it with a ruler and flushing it down the pan. God knows how it managed to survive in the cold today. It must have had a fleece on or something like that. (Couldn't be arsed looking for the giant spider thread ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 (Couldn't be arsed looking for the giant spider thread ) Probably in the nightshift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 (Couldn't be arsed looking for the giant spider thread ) Do they not use them for weave there webs? or is that trousers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Do they not use them for weave there webs? or is that trousers! Spiders weave trousers into webs? Wow, theres so much I dont know about spiders! What do they do with shirts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Spiders weave trousers into webs? Wow, theres so much I dont know about spiders! What do they do with shirts? No they weave threads into trousers! *shakes head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Two or eight legged trousers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Two or eight legged trousers? made to measure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 No they weave threads into trousers! *shakes head* Aaah, slightly less impressive Two or eight legged trousers? You thinking of setting up a spider sweat shop, producing high quality, low price slacks?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Aaah, slightly less impressive You thinking of setting up a spider sweat shop, producing high quality, low price slacks?? maybe he is looking for waterproof ones for his swans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 maybe he is looking for waterproof ones for his swans! Spider-knitted waterproof swan trousers. Do you think we're too late to get them in the shops for Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Spider-knitted waterproof swan trousers. Do you think we're too late to get them in the shops for Christmas Must be Saville Row spiders that make them as well. Only the best will do. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Must be Saville Row spiders that make them as well. Only the best will do. B) Bespoke - Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Bespoke Suits Vs Off the Rails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Old Farts Vs Weans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 I'd say that's a draw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Get this thread to feck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Get this thread to feck! All the more reason to keep it going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 All the more reason to keep it going! I concur Girls Aloud V Spice Girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 I concur Girls Aloud V Spice Girls Thats a toughie - I'll give it Girls aloud on recent fighting form being able to take out a "heavyweight" toilet attendant (the equivalent to Geri) with a single blow must win it for them! Hard Exams (older ones) Vs Easy Exams (nowadays) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Thats a toughie - I'll give it Girls aloud on recent fighting form being able to take out a "heavyweight" toilet attendant (the equivalent to Geri) with a single blow must win it for them! Hard Exams (older ones) Vs Easy Exams (nowadays) Another tough one, has to be harder exams, surely the sense of achievement is much greater. Hockey V Rounders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.