diamonds2002 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 The polar bear, cos if its winter then it will be more used to the climate, also if its snowing then the polar bear could hide in a snowdrift and ambush the brown bear are you implying that polar bears are backstabbers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Outside your local boozer, in winter time If the snow was heavy enough the polar bear would win. It would just cover its nose with its paw, hey presto, one invisible polar bear. Snakes v Planes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Rodriguez Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 The polar bear, cos if its winter then it will be more used to the climate We're talking about a brown bear here. It's not as if they live in the Costa Del Sol. I'm pretty sure that a brown bear could handle a wintery night in Airdrie without too much trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 We're talking about a brown bear here. It's not as if they live in the Costa Del Sol. I'm pretty sure that a brown bear could handle a wintery night in Airdrie without too much trouble My local is actually in sub-saharan africa! B) edit - the commute to work is a pain in the erse tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laid Back Maverick Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Remembering back to all those Swan vs...battles, I've been volunteering at Middlebank animal rescue centre, looking after seals mostly, but I did treat a few swans - they really don't live up to their rep! Sure they look big, they hiss, they flap their wings a bit and they do lunge at you, but they have a pitiful bite although the feckers twist their necks giving you more of chinese burn (I know, they tried) and they calm down after like two secs of trashing, if you can a good grip on them they stop fighting. I'm putting my money against the swan in future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 You could have eaten one Liam, unthoughtful sod. We had the Cooncil in destroying a wasp's nest at work today. Fair made my day. Falkirk Cooncil v Wasps. No contest. Cooncil win, but used illegal substances, like that sprinter, they should be banned for life and the win gets taken away from them. Laid Back Maverick v 1,000,000 angry wasps in a bad mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 You could have eaten one Liam, unthoughtful sod. We had the Cooncil in destroying a wasp's nest at work today. Fair made my day. Falkirk Cooncil v Wasps. No contest. Cooncil win, but used illegal substances, like that sprinter, they should be banned for life and the win gets taken away from them. Laid Back Maverick v 1,000,000 angry wasps in a bad mood. Laid Back Maverick - he has got the swans onside with his manly grip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laid Back Maverick Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Laid Back Maverick v 1,000,000 angry wasps in a bad mood. Nah, I'd run away. I hate wasps! Laid Back Maverick - he has got the swans onside with his manly grip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Remembering back to all those Swan vs...battles, I've been volunteering at Middlebank animal rescue centre, looking after seals mostly, but I did treat a few swans - they really don't live up to their rep! Sure they look big, they hiss, they flap their wings a bit and they do lunge at you, but they have a pitiful bite although the feckers twist their necks giving you more of chinese burn (I know, they tried) and they calm down after like two secs of trashing, if you can a good grip on them they stop fighting. I'm putting my money against the swan in future. Be careful though. I heard a swan can break your arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Seals Vs Middlebank Rescue Centre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Seals Vs Middlebank Rescue Centre Is Middlebank Rescue Centre like a sort of old people home for animals? If so, the seals will be staringly blankly off into the distance, sitting in their own piss while the staff raid their stash of fish. No seal could be expected to win a fight in those conditions Rolf Harris vs Laid back maverick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laid Back Maverick Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Be careful though. I heard a swan can break your arm Not with their necks, anyway. You have to hold their necks if you are carrying them because their necks are so fragile and easily broken. Seals Vs Middlebank Rescue Centre I think a big Grey Seal would beat Middlebank, I've had to herd them into a travel box before and they're big and aggresive Is Middlebank Rescue Centre like a sort of old people home for animals? If so, the seals will be staringly blankly off into the distance, sitting in their own piss while the staff raid their stash of fish. No seal could be expected to win a fight in those conditions It's mostly seal pups they deal with, but seal pups do sit their in their own piss and have to be force fed fish or fed by a tube, so your analogy isn't far off it! (I was there learning how to tube-feed seal pups in the wild before handing them over to the SSPCA.) Having said that, they do give a nasty bite and can almost turn their heads full 180', in an Exorcist stylee. For marine mammals, they're also surprisingly agile on land ! Rolf Harris vs Laid back maverick He'd win just for his beard growing ability, my attempts to date have been pathetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Rodriguez Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Terry Nutkins v Laid Back Maverick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Just found a huge fat wasp in my living room where the feck was it hiding, it made the mistake of flying at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orlandoblue Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I wondered what the buzzing was found the feckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson2606 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I wondered what the buzzing was found the feckers I'll see your 200,000 bees, and raise you to 3,000,000. Clicky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orlandoblue Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I'll see your 200,000 bees, and raise you to 3,000,000. Clicky. That was the story I was looking for but settled for the one i found You win *walks away pure beelin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Wilson vs Orlando ... the rematch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson2606 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 That was the story I was looking for but settled for the one i found You win *walks away pure beelin* I thought it might be. I caught the end of the report on Newsround. Wilson vs Orlando ... the rematch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 It comes firmly under the category of "If I had to explain it wouldnt be funny". Just read the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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