Pink Freud Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 The cowboy in a wig, because just as every day has its dawn, and every rose has its thorn, every cowboy has his sad, sad song, even if that cowboy happens to be Kiki Dee.Tartar control mouthwash versus mousemats. Breaking down troublesome plaque deposits could, I suppose, in a fair wind, be considered something similar to scrolling a mouse across the surface of a mat in order to instruct a computer. But you'd have to be on acid. Sulphuric vs Vinegar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Breaking down troublesome plaque deposits could, I suppose, in a fair wind, be considered something similar to scrolling a mouse across the surface of a mat in order to instruct a computer. But you'd have to be on acid.Sulphuric vs Vinegar Vinegar. Better on Chips. Chips vs crisps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shed7the3rd Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I'm allergic to wasps, so I'm terrified of them Same here. Was stung a couple of years ago and went into anaphylactic shock. Has to have been one of the scariest things that's ever happened to me. I was pissed as well, so didn't know what was happening when my uvula begun swelling and choking me! I will run like a girl from a wasp, and I make no apology for doing so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Vinegar. Better on Chips.Chips vs crisps? A score draw - too close to call. Peaches (hairy feckers) vs Nectarines (smoooooooooooooooooooooth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I will run like a girl from a wasp, and I make no apology for doing so! Me too! A wasp flew in my room last week at 3am, I ran out and locked the wee c**t in and slept in the living room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 There was one buzzing about the work canteen-thingy today It suffered.... and died. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 There was one buzzing about the work canteen-thingy todayIt suffered.... and died. B) Bloody Morrison's meat..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 juice vs ginger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollymac Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Same here. Was stung a couple of years ago and went into anaphylactic shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Cannae believe theres a thread this long about wasps and bees!! I fukin hate wasps, been stung 3 times including standing on one in bare feet when I was young and my dad had to squeeze the wasp out of my foot, ouch!! Dinnae mind bees too much but if one happens to sting me I will hate them, wasps are just c**ts cos they can sting more than once so dont give a fuk how many times they sting. The vast majority of it is not about bees and wasps - it gets good after the first page - enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJP Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 I had this conversation with my mum the other day! Fuckin brilliant isn't it? I'm allergic to wasps, so I'm terrified of them Well aware this post is over 2 years old but.... Same condition as Smithers I'll go get my coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Ive just read through this thread aaah the memories Your choice ... as long as you stump up the cash for it We've already got a cat, tropical fish, a lobster and a 10 week old baby ... what'd you fancy?? That cat is now dead, as are the fish and the lobster. Even scarier, the 10 week old is now 3 and a half Whatever happened to Bowie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Ive just read through this thread aaah the memories That cat is now dead, as are the fish and the lobster. Even scarier, the 10 week old is now 3 and a half Whatever happened to Bowie? Given your track record I fear for the child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Given your track record I fear for the child Its child(ren) now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombre Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Who'd win a fight between Alan Lowing and Alvin the chipmunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Who'd win a fight between Alan Lowing and Alvin the chipmunk? Alan Lowing the chipmunk lookalike, whose girlfriend likes to pose naked for photographs, you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Same condition as Smithers I'm not that bad. Just swell up a bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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