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No three week break is another reason United fans will be giving it big as a reason they are happy to be in the Championship.

Do you remember when they were relegated but couldn't quite come to terms with it and excuses they gave as to why they weren't really that bothered?

1) We'll get cheaper season tickets (Stevie made sure that didn't happen).  

2) We'll get to visit grounds we've not been to.

3) We'll win more games.

The only good reasons I could see from their point of view that going into the Championship would bring were they wouldn't get beaten by Dundee in the league and they wouldn't have to boycott going to away games.  They did boycott Beautiful Monday didn't they?

 

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16 hours ago, Shadow Play said:

No three week break is another reason United fans will be giving it big as a reason they are happy to be in the Championship.

Do you remember when they were relegated but couldn't quite come to terms with it and excuses they gave as to why they weren't really that bothered?

1) We'll get cheaper season tickets (Stevie made sure that didn't happen).  

2) We'll get to visit grounds we've not been to.

3) We'll win more games.

The only good reasons I could see from their point of view that going into the Championship would bring were they wouldn't get beaten by Dundee in the league and they wouldn't have to boycott going to away games.  They did boycott Beautiful Monday didn't they?

 

'We never got relegated at Dens, it was over the course of the season'

'We won the league at Dens, fly the flag'

Fucking stupid b*****ds. Hope Hibs f**k them tonight.

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Don't let the Tangerine wet wipes try and say that they're taking this Championship tenure well folks. Detective NDD has sniffed out a few meltdowns tonight on facebook. It brings a tear of joy in my eye, and a smile as wide as the Sahara to my face. Some would even call them headsgone moments and for that reason i've wrote a one off headsgone (for those who remember then they fucking ken).

 

Pre Match:

Mikklesen hatrick and Lennon to greet into his rice crispies the mawra morning

Come on u shed boys let's show them what we can do shed rule

'I've come 8 time zones to see this. Come on the shed...

The mugs were full of optimism pre-match. MacKinnon couldn't do wrong - he could steal their furniture and the c***s would thank him for creating space.

Heads intact and hopeful of three points, the DABs travelled to Edinburgh in numbers. 95% woman and children, 3% Granny Danger and 2% wet wipe 'Ultras' that make Brogans crew look fearsome covered the away end. Stewards removed knitting needles and solid sooking sweaties en masse to prevent them being used as weapons.

 

Post Match:

'No - we are fcuk'd  It's not about Lennon or Hibs -we are just not good enough, Technically, Physically, Emotionally or Mentally. I'm so pissed off. Please do not respond as I won't be in a position to answer as I'm on the phone to the Samaritans'

'Awful people pay their hard earned money too go watch their team and get this in return one shot on target no desire no fight f**k all, toshney made Boyle look like bale, Dixon should just f**k off out the club, floods passing was abysmal, telfer and Fraser didn't even look interested, if it wasn't for edge could've easily been 6, need at least 5 players in, get your fucking wallet out thompson! Embarrassment'

'Fucking embarrassment. Worse than school boy defending and if it wasn't for the Edge it would have been worse. The fans didn't deserve that shite. I see McKinnon ran straight down the tunnel without even applauding the support. Not on'

'Been better signing Phil Mickelsen the golfer.'

A quick comedown for the delusional wanks. Heads shattered all over the place as the Hibees slotted three without reply. To the United fan who travelled 8 time zones to see the match... GIRFUY.

As a side note: Where's Lorraine Kelly's shite about the Arabs lately? Quiet as a rat pissing on cotton from her end lately. Hopefully she keeps it that way, cause i'm fucking loving that aswell.

Thank you.

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