Swarley Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Why not do the mad football fan thing and name her/him Queenie/Quentin Ophelia/Oberon Twinkle/Tbone Swarley or sub your favourite players with names begiining with QOT. Although Palmerston-Terregles Swarley sounds a bit posh.Posh? f**k off ya wee ride 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I worked with a guy,I not sure if the spelling is correct Thorbus,his parents named him after their Viking forefathers...Jesus wept In a similar vein, a friend of a friend recently named her son Odin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 In a similar vein, a friend of a friend recently named her son Odin. Is their surname Day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Rangers had a player called Quentin Young back in the mid-70s, which seemed seriously bizarre at the time given names like Alex, Rab, Tam, Davie and Billy were still very much in vogue. Heard a single teenage mum type calling out to a sprog called Noah to follow her off the bus in Toronto a few days ago, so not just an issue in Scotland. Oi, one of our grandsons is called Noah, and his mother is not a "single teenage mum type". Carry on, and steady as she goes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I was at Uni with a guy called Noah and he had pink hair. That's all I'm saying on that matter. This Noah's a bit too wee for pink hair, and by the time he's old enough to make a decision like that and implement it I'll be deid, so why should I care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 One of the girls I went to uni with has a son called Noah. It's a nice enough name, but can't imagine ever calling an adult Noah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 One of the girls I went to uni with has a son called Noah. It's a nice enough name, but can't imagine ever calling an adult Noah. Noah couldn't either. Daft name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Is their surname Day? You're thinking of Pancake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 You're thinking of Pancake. Odin Pancake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Indeed. UPDATE Was just chatting to the Mrs about this thread and Kynnidi's appearence in it, turns out the mother is due another today! I wait with bated breath to see what this one is called. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 UPDATE Was just chatting to the Mrs about this thread and Kynnidi's appearence in it, turns out the mother is due another today! I wait with bated breath to see what this one is called. Littlerididi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 UPDATE Was just chatting to the Mrs about this thread and Kynnidi's appearence in it, turns out the mother is due another today! I wait with bated breath to see what this one is called. Is that how you'd pronounce Kennedy after a severe allergic reaction to a bee sting on your tongue? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 My money's on Jayeff-Kay for a boy. Or Arreff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 After careful consideration, it's more likely to be Lindenby - that always comes after Kynnidi. Next will be Niksen, or just Pohtoos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiltrum Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 (edited) I mind there was a singer called Tevin Campbell - fucking Tevin - yet another thing that must have been done purely to piss me off! I mind dealing with a customer called Jesus Ponce - I think he was South American or something, but still - Jesus Ponce! Apparently, there's some Scottish chick going round named Versace McClatchy! A good dab of E45 should sort it. Edited December 28, 2014 by shiltrum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilbowie's Finest Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 My uncle used to work on the Post Office Counters in the East End of Glasgow and had a family who regularly appeared to collect their money with their 3 children in tow - Walburger , Alexandretta and Porsche. Have also heard of kids in West Lothian called Nike , Pocahontas and twins called Dolce and Gabanna. Also taught a lad called Jaimie who informed me that his name was spelt like that because his dad was pished when he registered his birth !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 "Kenzie". Just f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 The Ded Kynnidis has a nice ring to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half Rice Half Chips Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 UPDATE Was just chatting to the Mrs about this thread and Kynnidi's appearence in it, turns out the mother is due another today! I wait with bated breath to see what this one is called. It's a boy - Fytzgirylld. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Family friend of mine is a teacher and swears there is a boy named Cobwebb in her primary 1 class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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