YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 My girlfriend teaches a girl called K-a, pronounced Ka dash ah.I've heard this before from a teacher, about girl called L-a. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I have known an Elvis. Funnily enough it was a lassie from Dumfries! That left me all shook up. ☺️ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightscamera Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Not had much luck with Helens. Probably the lowest average derives from the horrific 'Phoebe' moniker. Never beyond a 3/10. My daughters called Phoebe! And if she grows up to be anything like me she's going to be at least a 7.5! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I've heard this before from a teacher, about girl called L-a. Na-a 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 My daughters called Phoebe! And if she grows up to be anything like me she's going to be at least a 7.5! Every rule has an exception. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Forgot one - think he's a swimmer from round Perth... Tobermory Mackay-Champion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Forgot one - think he's a swimmer from round Perth... Tobermory Mackay-Champion. There's a football player 20 miles or so up the road from him called Gary Mackay-Steven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 My eldest daughter has a friend called Rain whose sister is called Summer and One of my neighbours is called Sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 (edited) I think you're talking a load of Michael Fish. You cod be misherring Edited October 9, 2014 by Eednud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I've haddock enough of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 A quick watch of the NFL throws out every shite name you can imagine. Watched a game at the weekend....Ka'Deem, Santonio, Ego...get fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1875 Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 (edited) Now reminded of that Celtic supporting couple who made the news for naming or planning to name their child Larsson Really have to think to remember anyone at my school with a cringey first name. I still laugh at the fact that Bear Grylls named his kids Marmaduke & Huckleberry (He has a third kid but I can't for the life of me remember it's name). Edited October 9, 2014 by DAVE1875 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Had a Maths teacher whose breath suited his name, Mr Erskine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 You know when people tell you, before relating a story, "This is true?" So immediately you are sceptical? Well this is true. I saw the name written before I spoke it: Nevaeh. I asked the grandmother how to pronounce it, wondering if it was Polish or something. "Nivea," came the reply. Resisting references to cosmetic products I expressed my lack of familiarity with this monicker. "Look at it, stupid," I was instructed. "It's heaven backwards." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 . "It's heaven backwards." Tony Sermanni and Vince Kasule? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 A backwards heaven? Sounds a bit like Dundee to me. You've been living there too long! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I've only just clicked why I have the names Esra Dratsab. I thought it was Turkish or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 There was a half Greek, half Scottish girl a few years below me at school with such a fucking ridiculous name that nobody believes me when I cite it in these kind of conversions. Luckily, a quick google search reveals that she is now trying her hand at modelling and so I have proof. http://www.modelmayhem.com/2182437 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 There was a half Greek, half Scottish girl a few years below me at school with such a fucking ridiculous name that nobody believes me when I cite it in these kind of conversions. Luckily, a quick google search reveals that she is now trying her hand at modelling and so I have proof. http://www.modelmayhem.com/2182437 Porn name surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 In less she was cutting about with a porno name at about 14 then no, it's an actual name. I thought it was people talking pish as well. I skived a morning, had to sign in late one day and saw it on a reggy list. Mental 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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