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There's a favorite anniversary coming up. How should we commemorate it. The Glenturret Distillery could produce an especially strong Whisky, say about 44.7% proof and call it the Famous Disastergrouse. That would be a fitting way to solemnize it.

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ffs at least phil had 3 consonants. still about the right level of humour for nationalist socialists. :lol::lol:

maybe sheila muir can come up with an alternative to her anniversary reel.

what about re-writing gary paxtons classic happy anniversary sung by slim whitman

thankyounicky for the re-fer-en-dum

another year of love has gone by

thankyou for each f**k up you give to me

my dahling happy anniversary

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I imagine the only embarrassment anybody anywhere's feeling right now is on your behalf.

Cool musical references btw. Did you teleport in from 1953 or something?

oh aye son. very good.now just pull my goonie doon when your finished.

Now what about the commemoration?

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I imagine the only embarrassment anybody anywhere's feeling right now is on your behalf.

Cool musical references btw. Did you teleport in from 1953 or something?

There was me thinking he had had a change of heart. Thought he was embarrassed by Scotland voting against self determination and that the gob reference was about Tory policy. It's sometimes hard to understand his utter jibberish.

Anyhoo, only way to deal with his type is to ignore

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oh aye son. very good.now just pull my goonie doon when your finished.

Now what about the commemoration?

It's all falling into place - he's posting from a dementia ward.

Going by the musical taste, he's got to be 70+...

Tick tock.

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There was me thinking he had had a change of heart. Thought he was embarrassed by Scotland voting against self determination and that the gob reference was about Tory policy. It's sometimes hard to understand his utter jibberish.

Anyhoo, only way to deal with his type is to ignore

Now what about the commemoration?

The people of scotlad determined that they want to stay in the Union. Do you have a problem with that? Not such a classy withdrawal as ppcabe but f**k off just the same. Must be sore takin in the gob all the time.

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It's all falling into place - he's posting from a dementia ward.

Going by the musical taste, he's got to be 70+...

Tick tock.

Now what about the commemoration?

What about Tony Toni from 2009

Tomorrow will cum nicko I can't wait it's our anniversary.

Any idea's for the commemoration? :lol:

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ffs at least phil had 3 consonants. still about the right level of humour for nationalist socialists. :lol::lol:

maybe sheila muir can come up with an alternative to her anniversary reel.

what about re-writing gary paxtons classic happy anniversary sung by slim whitman

thankyounicky for the re-fer-en-dum

another year of love has gone by

thankyou for each f**k up you give to me

my dahling happy anniversary

Zzzzzzzzzzz

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