throbber Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Thats hilarious, Bernard Manning was quite the man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Ach, he was just adding the salt for the crackling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 The real question is this - if you wanted entry to a really exclusive club, would you f**k a dead pig to get in? Welshbairn, it's OK you can f**k the pig and then come to the club on your own, we don't judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 The allegation came from an MP who was at Oxford at the same time as Cameron. Surely someone can narrow down who it must be, there can't be many who fit into the timeframe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 My opinion of David Cameron has not changed in any way knowing that he stuck his dick into a dead pigs mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1442825504.149116.jpg Stick tower bridge in the background and that could easily be Michelle Mone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 The dead pig is the funny headline grabber, but the actual meat of the story is the drug allegations and lying about ashcrofts non-dom status. Also, at what point in the Tory candidate selection interview do you hit the "didn't f**k the pig" glass ceiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Yet if it was Salmond who face fucked a dead pig, I'm sure it wouldn't be worth talking about either. Besides, it's not as if Cameron is the Prime Minister or something important I am surprised at the BBC: kaye adams @kayeadams 2h @AbrachHutchison @KatieKhaleesi more important thjngs going on in the world frankly View conversation · Yet they had time to discuss Jeremy Corbyn's dress sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 The real question is this - if you wanted entry to a really exclusive club, would you f**k a dead pig to get in? Welshbairn, it's OK you can f**k the pig and then come to the club on your own, we don't judge. No way would I fcuk a dead pig without my mates watching, that would be just weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I wonder if Cameron ejaculated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 The two main things the article focuses on is Dave and his early attempts at drug reform and how him and Sam cared for their son and how de estates he was afterwards. The pig thing is almost a passing mention but it quite frankly fucking bizarre. On one hand, it seems like something that would happen at a club like that. On the other, surely someone who was there would have leaked it long before now? The lack of photographic evidence doesn't help either...not that I'm particularly interested in seeing it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I have often wondered what his penis/arse looks like so i would like to see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Mates All right then, imaginary friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Beastwatch. Will any of this be on Reporking Scotland tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Well the next G8 summit might be worth tuning into now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Imagine if this was an SNP MP or Jeremy Corbyn? They'd be all over it like a tramp eating chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Pig fucking is clearly a gateway offence, you end up fucking the disabled and and the poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 The prime minister's official spokesperson has said she will not comment on allegations made in a new book about David Cameron, co-written by former Tory treasurer Lord Ashcroft. She said: "I do not see the need to dignify the book by offering any comment.The author has set out his reasons for writing it." She said the prime minister was focused on tackling important tasks such as the migrant crisis. Asked whether the prime minister maintains he had a normal university experience, the prime minister's official spokesperson said: "He has talked about that in the past. I do not think that has changed this morning." All cleared up then, no need to respond to your parties biggest donor over a 10 year period saying the PM: Fucked a pig Took, drugs Made / allowed class A drugs to be available at a party at his house Lied "Mis-stated his awareness" regarding the tax / residency status of the donor in question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ford prefect Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Former Public school boy who belongs to the party of the deviants indulging in a deviant act. My only surprise was that it wasn't a human being he was doing it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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