Grim O'Grady Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Shit have I missed the vote? I was waiting until tomorrow night when I was bevied & emotional. Grimslo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Very manly of him. Clearly hetero. I never thought of that, maybe he's repressed and that's where the under currents of tension and anger come from. Either way, your deid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Gunther. So far in the closet he pretends to be a homophobe and keeps posting pictures of him and his "wife". Just come out, man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Gunther. So far in the closet he pretends to be a homophobe and keeps posting pictures of him and his "wife". Just come out, man.My Gaydar is usually good too. I think the authorities should check the unsolved murders where he travels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Victoria Bennet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 Cunto's League is over. Results are: Bennett 6 - 5 John Lambie's Doos Congrats Vicky. Addie's coming to getcha. I will be with you in 5 mins. To wet your appetites, here is No 49... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 Fantastic write up there lad you've surpassed anything that's gone before it.. That's not the write up, you fucking dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 No: 49 GordieBoy80 Score on the Cuntometer: 6 Why? 'His fucking Football Manager Status updates' 'GordieBoy80 has been an active member of this forum since 27th December 2008. During his time he has fallen in love, lost in love and found out his ex-girlfriend poster was a bit of a p***k on the Dundee Bus Crawl. Noted for his status updates, he is also very active on Twitter, he has a staggering 885 followers and has used his popularity to great effect; standing for election in the West Fife area for his beloved Scottish Socialist Party. Here is a snapshot of Gordie's election campaign, taken from the public domain. No expense was spared on his campaign. Unfortunately he lost out to a tramp people took pity on after a jobby thrower and his 4 year old kicked in the street. Most infamous for his love of Status Updates. He is the most prolific user of these. Here are some of his fine work: 'First time watching the Football League on 5 and have one question, which puddle drinker decided that copying Scotsport SPL was a good idea?' 'My legs are covered in bruises from Saturday. The North West Stand seemed rammed.' 'Just entered Angus. He doesn't seem pleased.' 'Greggs macaroni pies are rank tbf. Stephens ones are much superior.' '...has been involved in a cracking match between Basel and Sion which finished 6-3. #FM15' 'Roses are red, violets are blue I've got a gun, get in the fucking van.' Gordie was last seen heading to Rosyth, forming a welcome to Scotland party for Polish immigrants. Gordie is alright in real life apparently. This was from one of his voters who nominated him as they find his posting style chronic. Despite his failings on here, I would agree and I am one of his 885 followers on twitter so he can't be all bad. 49 is a reasonable place for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 wisbit the voting's closed mate, you don't need to keep trying to get people to vote for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Fantastic write up there lad you've surpassed anything that's gone before it.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 So where's 50th ? And don't swear it's naughty. You're an absolute dick. GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 You're an absolute dick. GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Surprised JLD was nominated. Lambo is a fucking dece poster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 No 50 Bennett Score on the Cuntometer: 5 The champion of the cunto qualifiers, bennett is famous for his contribution on the BRALT and his ding dongs with White Rose Killie as wisbit cheer leads. Bennett was the first poster to have shared a B&B with another poster on here and found himself in a rather difficult situation explaining why he had the smae IP address as VickytheViking. Thankfully the reasons were perfectly plausible, but Vicky stormed off in a huff as Bennett continued posting. 'The internet version of mogadon' Romeo What can you say about Bennett - for me absolutely nothing. I dont venture on that fucking BRALT as it is inhabited by morons, but one thing is for sure - if there is a group of the thickest c***s on here arguing, Vicki is centre of attention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Just f**k off wisbit you thick c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Sorry this threads too funny. No, you just can't read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 'The internet version of mogadon' Romeo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 49th then 50th ? WTF ? Come on, what's to laugh at? It's not like he's doing the countdown via a youtube video. In St Mirren pyjamas. From his mum's basement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 That was so FM2014 mate. I've moved upstairs now. Are you sleeping with your parents? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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