Cigarette Smoking Man Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 Nah, he's just a kipper that has had his erse handed to him on the politics section and he's decided to be a fanny on here instead. That would be why I started this thread long before I posted in the politics section 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigarette Smoking Man Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 I hope your life is as difficult as possible you ignorant c**t Why would that be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigarette Smoking Man Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 Can you provide a link to these figures from a reputable source please? http://www.the-tma.org.uk/tma-publications-research/facts-figures/uk-tobacco-market-summary/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Stopped my 60 ciggies a day habit on October 1st. Thought i was having a massive heart attack yesterday but was indigestion. Felt like a couple of cigs since that wee fright. Thing is, smoking is like going with the biggest whore in Christendom. She's there at anytime day or night. A few quid and your right in there. She brings with her all sorts of possible horrible diseases but she'll listen to any old mince and never say a word back. She'll love fight you right to the very end, even when your hooked up to that oxygen mask taken your second last breathe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigarette Smoking Man Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 As for the smoking costing the NHS rubbish, do your own digging. But just in case you didn't know, if you snuff it and smoked you're automatically labelled as being killed by a 'smoking related disease', and the only way they can't push that lie is if your death is in other circumstances such as murder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Stopped my 60 ciggies a day habit on October 1st. Thought i was having a massive heart attack yesterday but was indigestion. Felt like a couple of cigs since that wee fright. Thing is, smoking is like going with the biggest whore in Christendom. She's there at anytime day or night. A few quid and your right in there. She brings with her all sorts of possible horrible diseases but she'll listen to any old mince and never say a word back. She'll love fight you right to the very end, even when your hooked up to that oxygen mask taken your second last breathe. How much did that cost? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Stopped my 60 ciggies a day habit on October 1st. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 The NHS and tax thing is pointless. Most smokers are on the way out. The e-ciggies have won it. Local newsagent is down 50% ciggie sales in three years. That's some going in a post industrial wasteland forgotten by local and central government. It's a modern day success story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 The NHS and tax thing is pointless. Most smokers are on the way out. The e-ciggies have won it. Local newsagent is down 50% ciggie sales in three years. That's some going in a post industrial wasteland forgotten by local and central government. It's a modern day success story. Since you stopped or e - cigs came out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigarette Smoking Man Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 The NHS and tax thing is pointless. Most smokers are on the way out. The e-ciggies have won it. Local newsagent is down 50% ciggie sales in three years. That's some going in a post industrial wasteland forgotten by local and central government. It's a modern day success story. Absolute bollocks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 How much did that cost? 60 Mayfair a day at £7.65 a day, that's the cheapest for that brand buying legally in a supermarket. All night garage in Duntocher charges £9.10 a packet of 19. Don't ask why it's not 20 in a packet. So one and a giraffe a week approx. £7500 a year to choke yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Absolute bollocks And who's behind e-fags? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Since you stopped or e - cigs came out? Both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I get the impression the OP likes Jeremy Clarkson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigarette Smoking Man Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 60 Mayfair a day at £7.65 a day, that's the cheapest for that brand buying legally in a supermarket. All night garage in Duntocher charges £9.10 a packet of 19. Don't ask why it's not 20 in a packet. So one and a giraffe a week approx. £7500 a year to choke yourself. Everyone knows garages are a rip off and as for the 19 in a packet, it's common practice these days, some even sell 18 in a deck as it means they can sell the packet at a cheaper overall price. Not sure what point your trying to make with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigarette Smoking Man Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 (edited) The Cigarette Smoking Man is almost always seen chain smoking Marlboro Cigarettes, but money is not an issue for a man in my position, for I have unlimited funds. Edited November 11, 2015 by Cigarette Smoking Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Everyone knows garages are a rip off and as for the 19 in a packet, it's common practice these days, some even sell 18 in a deck as it means they can sell the packet at a cheaper overall price. Not sure what point your trying to make with that. Just say NO kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 The Cigarette Smoking Man is almost always seen chain smoking Marlboro Cigarettes, but money is not an issue for a man in my position, for I have unlimited funds. You certainly come across as a definite X-File. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 As for the smoking costing the NHS rubbish, do your own digging. But just in case you didn't know, if you snuff it and smoked you're automatically labelled as being killed by a 'smoking related disease', and the only way they can't push that lie is if your death is in other circumstances such as murder. Only if by a non-smoker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 And who's behind e-fags? Hardware comes from China; batteries from LG. Juice I'm currently vaping is made by a guy called Kyle, who's in Tennessee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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