Grim O'Grady Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 The dropping the condom in the basket is better if you leave it until they are putting their shopping on the conveyor. Scratch the barcode before dropping it on their shopping too for more fun value. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Folk who can't use the self service checkouts. You're bound to remember this one. Fuckers that wander round shops bent over on their trolley as if they have a bad back and scuffing their shoes along the ground. Scuffing their feet along the ground. Just in case the penny hasn't dropped yet. Scuffing their feet along the ground. The minute the basterds get through the check out, they're off like Linford fucking Christie, their feet barely touching the ground as they walk to the car with their shopping. Just walk normally you c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Ever been in a situation where you keep bumping into the same person in a supermarket? It's always the slow ones who take five minutes to chose a yoghurt. Move it! Ok, now for the bread...oh ffs. Not again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Ever been in a situation where you keep bumping into the same person in a supermarket? It's always the slow ones who take five minutes to chose a yoghurt. Move it! Ok, now for the bread...oh ffs. Not again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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