Troon Portland Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Troon F.C. are delighted to unveil our novel new Kit Design for next season, to commemorate our 70th Anniversary - a first in professional kit design! In a nod to our ancestorage as a club, players will wear specially designed bodypaint instead of actual kits throughout season 2016-17 after research ahead of the special anniversary revealed some of our clubs founders hailed from the Jagua region of South America, where body painting originates from. And it is from there that the idea gathered speed. Commercial Manager Richard Henderson said, "It makes a lot of practical sense to display our club colours like this as it is lightweight, doesn't need washing or maintenance & certainly removes the likelihood of shirt-pulling on the pitch. Our professional bodypainter Prila Loof will be in early on matchdays for applications (as seen below), and he will be happy to paint fans as well. Once the team are done first, obviously." "We are on the lookout for a sponsor for the kit though, so if any businesses are interested in this revolutionary idea, please get in touch." The body painted kit will first be used in the Ardagh Cup when it kicks-off in July. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glensmad Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 You're supposed to make it half-believable so some people might take the bait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacktonite Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I like it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The12thman Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Why don't you wear old golfing clothes and plus fours, just like your home spectators do. No clubs allowed as they are considered lethal weapons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrappy Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Keenan and Ure would look great in that kit! You would scare the punters away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacktonite Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 It would definitely sort out the men from the boys!!! Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hong Kong Phooey Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 It's too cauld in Troon fur that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Why don't you wear old golfing clothes and plus fours, just like your home spectators do. No clubs allowed as they are considered lethal weapons! How did you get past the checkpoint? Jeeves! Release the hounds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrappy Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Naw, Ayr United have a woman's team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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