throbber Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 There's this wee fish that you get in the Amazon that swims up your japper when pishing then grows inside your bladder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Ahh the japperfish I think it's actually an urban legend that it swims up the japper - the fish is called a candiru if you wish to look it up. My father would warn me about this so I didn't get my penis out when in warmer climates and so that I didn't urinate in the garden. It worked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 I always thought it sniffed oot the ammonia in pish and swam up the stream deploying spikes to dig in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine#Constituents Constituents[edit]Further information: Urinalysis About 91-96% of urine consists of water.[3] Urine also contains an assortment of inorganic salts and organic compounds, including proteins, hormones, and a wide range of metabolites, varying by what is introduced into the body. The total solids in urine are on average 59 g per person per day. Organic matter makes up between 65% and 85% of urine dry solids, with volatile solids comprising 75–85% of total solids. Urea is the largest constituent of the solids, constituting more than 50% of the total. On an elemental level, human urine contains 6.87 g/L carbon, 8.12 g/L nitrogen, 8.25 g/L oxygen, and 1.51 g/L hydrogen. The exact proportions vary with individuals and with factors such as diet and health.[3] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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