pittsburgh phil Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Only child so neither. WYR lick out a blue waffle or finger Susan Boyle while she sings I dreamed a dream ? Finger SuBo.. Be teabagged by a laughing James Corden or drink a pint of Joan Birnie's pish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stouffer Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Finger SuBo..Be teabagged by a laughing James Corden or drink a pint of Joan Birnie's pish? I'd drink the pish.Would you rather have a hundred duck sized horses or a hundred horse sized ducks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Would you rather drink a pint of Judith Ralston's pish or eat a black pudding made from Lucy Verasamy's period blood Personally I'd try both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim.Lahey Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Black pudding. But christ that's grim. Would you rather, everytime someone said 'and' in your presence you shit yourself OR every shit you do is excreted from under your fingernails.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Shitty fingernails. I need to stop biting them. WYR drop your trousers to the Queen or have Teresa May drop her drawers to you? G-Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 I'd have a look at the Prime Min's prime John McVeigh is a tit..French kiss Tony Blair for five mins every day for a week or rim a post gym session Vanessa Feltz for an hour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Geordie Shore..Be trapped in a lift with Nigel Farage for a full day or accept an invitation to Michael Barrymore's pool party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Geordie Shore..Be trapped in a lift with Nigel Farage for a full day or accept an invitation to Michael Barrymore's pool party? Pool party, just to poke the floating corpse with a big stick. WYR go vegan for a whole year or eat a log of your own poo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Pool party, just to poke the floating corpse with a big stick. WYR go vegan for a whole year or eat a log of your own poo? TBF I think that's what got Barrymore into all his trouble...Vegan for sure, reckon you'd get used to it after a while.Waddle around at 23 stone for a year or live in a tent with no electric/wifi/amenities for 6 months? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 WYR pump Trumps daughter... Which one, the wid or the seriously wid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 It's a length in Hilary from me.WYR go on a full date (but no sex) with Selena Gomez or a quick in and out with SamCam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 SamCam thank you mam.Would you rather lose a testicle or lose 3 inches on your manhood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 SamCam thank you mam.Would you rather lose a testicle or lose 3 inches on your manhood? Testicle. WYR die in 15 years time with unlimited money / resources between now and then or die in 50 as a working class peasant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 11 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Testicle. WYR die in 15 years time with unlimited money / resources between now and then or die in 50 as a working class peasant? With unlimited money I would probably die in less than 15 years so i'll take the peasant. Would you rather get felched or do the felching?* * Cheers Slim Shady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cream Cheese Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Feltched Would you rather get your sack jammed in a vice or be severely ear raped by Bieber's greatest hits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Feltched Would you rather get your sack jammed in a vice or be severely ear raped by Bieber's greatest hits? Sack crushed in a vice, then turned upside down until sack becomes detached from body through gravitational processes. WYR die being caught in a grinder, dragged down feet first or be mauled to death by dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Dogs.Go to Puzza Hut with Michelle McManus or Nandos with Kaye Adams. They're paying either way. I'd want something to eat too, so Nandos. WYR solitary confinement in jail or a cell block with a history of frequent gang rape? At least 10 year stint btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XIII Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Past, probably 1980Wyr f**k a passable tranny, or f**k honey boo boos mum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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