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Turkish Military Coup


BerwickMad

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23 minutes ago, BerwickMad said:

 

Worrying news coming out of Turkey tonight. Hope Boris is on the case.

 

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/the-story-behind-boris-johnsons-president-erdogan-poem/

So I asked the buccaneer captain of the Brexiteers – and Oxford classics scholar – if he himself had entered the poetry competition. ‘I haven’t, no. But there is probably quite a good limerick to be done,’ he replied and so I said: ‘Come on then.’ Though visibly knackered, his mental dexterity remained undimmed and he duly obliged:

There was a young fellow from Ankara

Who was a terrific wankerer

Till he sowed his wild oats

With the help of a goat

But he didn’t even stop to thankera

http://www.bbc.co.uk/whodoyouthinkyouare/new-stories/boris-johnson/how-we-did-it_1.shtml

"Boris Johnson knew a certain amount about his diverse family background, but was intrigued by several family stories and mysteries. He was particularly keen to investigate stories associated with the relatives of his paternal grandparents. Boris's grandfather, Wilfred Johnson, had never spoken about the murder of his Turkish father in the 1920s."

Boris the Turk is leading the coup against the Wankerer! :lol:

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