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On 22/11/2018 at 15:36, Boghead ranter said:

My daughter was cutting about the house this morning singing "I love sausage rolls, out 'em in the oven & they come out tasty" to the tune of Joan Jett's "I love rock'n'roll".

 

I've been singing it All.  Bloody.  Day.

I enjoy singing "I love cocks and balls". Though not out loud in public.

I also get a cheap laugh by replacing the word "dance" with "w**k" when singing along. "Oh what a feeling, when you're wanking on the ceiling" 

 

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18 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said:

I enjoy singing "I love cocks and balls". Though not out loud in public.

I also get a cheap laugh by replacing the word "dance" with "w**k" when singing along. "Oh what a feeling, when you're wanking on the ceiling" 

 

One of my oldest mates and my best man is called Trevor. It's amazing how many songs you can fit his name into.

Trevor gonna give you up, Trevor gonna let you down...

Who wants to live for Trevor?

Trevor ever did I ever feel so low, when you gonna dig me out if this black hole?

Just a few.

He's probably autistic and gets upset after a while, but there are literally loads of songs that fit.

 

 

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11 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said:

One of my oldest mates and my best man is called Trevor. It's amazing how many songs you can fit his name into.

Trevor gonna give you up, Trevor gonna let you down...

Who wants to live for Trevor?

Trevor ever did I ever feel so low, when you gonna dig me out if this black hole?

Just a few.

He's probably autistic and gets upset after a while, but there are literally loads of songs that fit.

 

 

Did he ever knock you down with a feather?

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12 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said:

One of my oldest mates and my best man is called Trevor. It's amazing how many songs you can fit his name into.

Trevor gonna give you up, Trevor gonna let you down...

Who wants to live for Trevor?

Trevor ever did I ever feel so low, when you gonna dig me out if this black hole?

Just a few.

He's probably autistic and gets upset after a while, but there are literally loads of songs that fit.

 

 

This one fits brilliantly.

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I've got the Mardi Gras nightclub playlist from around the year 2000 stuck in my napper right now. Stuff like Lady (hear me tonight) by Modjo, Crying at the discotheque by Alcazar and Groovejet by Spiller. 

All I need is a bottle of Blue WKD and a scathing knockback from a skanky scheme goblin burd and my flashback will be complete.

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