Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Tory voters teapot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Teapot After all your whining you'd better post a good one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 Tory voters teapot. Get 'em while you can. The days of fancy French teapots coming over here taking our good British teapots' jobs are nearly over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You've tied back the eyelids of your cat 'Clockwork Orange' style. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 The earth getting sucked into a black hole on April 19th 2019, or you wanking into your dog's eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Pretty sure there's a city that looks like a giant eye. Is it Bogota? Or Hull, maybe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Actually now I come to think of it, the giant eye city might have been a dream. Is it something bee-related? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 You've tied back the eyelids of your cat 'Clockwork Orange' style. That may be true but this is not a photo of the event. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 It's not bees, a city, black holes, masturbatory or a dog, though dog is closest. It's another kitchen item. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Is it Ruggy's turn? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Is it Ruggy's turn? He's too slow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Toast rack. No, though one could come in handy when using this item 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 He's too slow. So says Honest Saints Fan.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 8 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Is it a C-beam glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 7, 2017 Author Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Is it Ruggy's turn? I don't want to disrupt the flow so shall post next time there is a lull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Is it a C-beam glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate? Non monsieur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Shandon Par shamelessly showing off his ridiculously expensive teapot. Typical. You're a little teapot, short and stout. Here's your handle, here's your spout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 You a manky fifer, dirty and tight I'll be through to see you If theres anymair of yer shite That's why I f@@@@d your b@@@h you short muthaf@@@a 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 If Jimi sat down to breakfast with some soldiers he'd use one of these. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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