Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I made the mistake of having a shower at the same time. Did you have white instead of red wine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Is it an incinerated foodstuff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes. And the bloody candles kept going out. No to all the above. I looked it up, yes I fucking did, and apparently you need to use the lube sparingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Knowing that MM and Lichtie have met each other I can only presume they met at some sort of low-rent cooking school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Is it a metaphor for the poster himself and he has in fact posted a pic of a rotten apple? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Avocado. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 A pear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 A pear. Pics or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 One final clue (as im fucking starving and need to get something to eat). The colour you see, may not be the true colour of the whole object. Is it a foodstuff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Oh god he's not giving us one of these "It's a blue dress. No it's a gold dress" things is he? I sincerely hope he chokes on his lunch anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes, enjoyed by many a Celtic fan in January 1988. A potato? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Yes, enjoyed by many a Celtic fan in January 1988. Yer maw? #topbantz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes, enjoyed by many a Celtic fan in January 1988. Heroin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 An infected plook on yer maws arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: f**k sake. Veg, meat, dairy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 is it steak? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 (edited) manky banana Edit: In fact, the top/bottom bit of a banana Edited March 23, 2017 by deej 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Cake of some description? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Half right! Its a perfectly good, if slightly under-ripe banana. Well done (and thank f**k) deej. I have since edited my post to include the possibility that it was just the end of a banana so I will take full points thank you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 (edited) Printer paper feed/tray? Edited March 23, 2017 by Romeo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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