PB 4.2 Posted March 10, 2018 Author Share Posted March 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Slenderman said: Cyclists may be p***ks, but at least they don't drive a fucking KIA. Things KIA drivers do thread for this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
same_ol_g35 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Annoy Ronny Pickering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Cyclists, in no particular order, Deliver things (Good) Provide donor organs (Good) Look ridiculous, (Bad, the very self aware west end ones being even worse than the lyre clad losers) Abuse prescription drugs (Don't care) Lie about drug use (Bad) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Annoy Ronny Pickering. Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
same_ol_g35 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Who?"RONNY F*****G PICKERING!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Annoy Ronny Pickering. “Things motorcyclists do” thread for this pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Smear each other's upper inner thighs with lard to prevent chafing on the saddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Annoy the fck out of sadsacks that drive Kia's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Stay fit. Dont pollute. Enjoy smelling the flowers on the way in to work in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Cyclists, in no particular order, Deliver things (Good) Provide donor organs (Good) Look ridiculous, (Bad, the very self aware west end ones being even worse than the lyre clad losers) Abuse prescription drugs (Don't care) Lie about drug use (Bad) The f**k you harping on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Stay fit. Dont pollute. Enjoy smelling the flowers on the way in to work in the morning. Tbh most cyclists tend to be fatties thinking riding a few miles will help them shed a few stone. The only thing they'll be smelling are exhaust fumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Jump red lights.Cycle on main road rather than specifically built cycle way next to it.Take drugsLie about taking drugsCycle two abreast, when it's clearly inappropriate.The whole drugs thing with cycling should be embraced, but instead of performance enhancing. They should get a choice of acid, ketamine and crystal meth.That's a cycling race I would watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Also, they only started cycling after watching Chris Hoy & Bradley Wiggins. Their previous bike was probably a BMX in the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The f**k you harping on about? Have the mushrooms taken root in your brain, you green breeked buffoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 29 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have the mushrooms taken root in your brain, you green breeked buffoon? Are you calling me a lyre? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are you calling me a lyre? Shut up, I hate you and autocorrect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 47 minutes ago, Father Ted said: Jump red lights. Cycle on main road rather than specifically built cycle way next to it. Take drugs Lie about taking drugs Cycle two abreast, when it's clearly inappropriate. The whole drugs thing with cycling should be embraced, but instead of performance enhancing. They should get a choice of acid, ketamine and crystal meth. That's a cycling race I would watch. They should go back to the good old days of booze and amphetamines. Tom Simpson was a legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Venti Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 23 minutes ago, PB 4.2 said: Probably vegan as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Are you calling me a lyre? Next time use this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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