ICTChris Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I wash my hands for about five minutes after the toilet. I use copious amounts of soap, preferably antibacterial, and like the water to be so hot it’s just below peeing the skin off my hands. I once got it wrong and ended up with a huge blister on my finger when I had the water too hot. I have a permanent scar from it.I don’t use handles in toilets after I’ve washed my hands, I’ll just kick the door open or use a paper towel. I appreciate that I am absolutely batshit mental for doing this but at least I’m not walking about caked in my own shit like the disgusting cretins who don’t wash their hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I wash my hands for about five minutes after the toilet. I use copious amounts of soap, preferably antibacterial, and like the water to be so hot it’s just below peeing the skin off“. my hands. I once got it wrong and ended up with a huge blister on my finger when I had the water too hot. I have a permanent scar from it. I don’t use handles in toilets after I’ve washed my hands, I’ll just kick the door open or use a paper towel. I appreciate that I am absolutely batshit mental for doing this but at least I’m not walking about caked in my own shit like the disgusting cretins who don’t wash their hands. Why do you need to wash them then? Edited July 20, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I appreciate that I am absolutely batshit mental for doing this but at least I’m not walking about caked in my own shit like the disgusting cretins who don’t wash their hands. Do you also wash your arsehole every time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Do you also wash your arsehole every time?Clearly not although it’s rare that I open doors, shake hands or touch other people with my arsehole. Not entirely unknown but rare. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Clearly not although it’s rare that I open doors, shake hands or touch other people with my arsehole. Not entirely unknown but rare. You are still caked in shit then M8 just like the rest of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Detournement said: You are still caked in shit then M8 just like the rest of us. @Scary Bear Edited July 20, 2019 by Bairnardo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 [mention=2616]Scary Bear[/mention]It’s that honest man character you’ll be wanting. The one who uses plastic wet wipes to clean his bum hole then clogs up the sewers. The swine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I wash my hands for about five minutes after the toilet. I use copious amounts of soap, preferably antibacterial, and like the water to be so hot it’s just below peeing the skin off my hands. I once got it wrong and ended up with a huge blister on my finger when I had the water too hot. I have a permanent scar from it.I don’t use handles in toilets after I’ve washed my hands, I’ll just kick the door open or use a paper towel. I appreciate that I am absolutely batshit mental for doing this but at least I’m not walking about caked in my own shit like the disgusting cretins who don’t wash their hands.Are you caked in your own shit before you wash your hands?If so, I feel you may be doing it wrong.That said, anyone who has a shit and doesn’t wash their hands is an animal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 20, 2019 Author Share Posted July 20, 2019 After washing your hands, keep a paper towel to cover the door handle when you exit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 (edited) Never wash my hands and doing a pish and not been ill once in my life. Sometimes run and tap and pretend to do it if someone else is in the toilets but I ensure that no water touches my flesh. Edited July 20, 2019 by ForzaDundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I wash my hands before leaving the toilets. Although, to be fair, some pubs toilets are so filthy, you’d probably be better touching as little of them as possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 Partridge explains how to do it from 2.09 minutes in. "Paper Paper Paper" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 2 hours ago, ForzaDundee said: Never wash my hands and doing a pish and not been ill once in my life. Sometimes run and tap and pretend to do it if someone else is in the toilets but I ensure that no water touches my flesh. ^^^ Patient zero. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I have a thing where I'll grab the top or bottom corner of the door handle to get out, making the assumption most people just grab the middle, but it occurred to me maybe everyone thinks that and does what I do, thus nullifying the supposed benefits to me. Thoughts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnash Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: I have a thing where I'll grab the top or bottom corner of the door handle to get out, making the assumption most people just grab the middle, but it occurred to me maybe everyone thinks that and does what I do, thus nullifying the supposed benefits to me. Thoughts? I do too, but my theory is that it goes along with good hygiene (and drying hands properly, which most people struggle with), so even if other people do it, you won't pick up anything from it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cerberus Posted July 20, 2019 Author Share Posted July 20, 2019 12 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'm not taking part until he fixes the thread title. I fixed it. Feel free to join in with your shitey hawns stories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I fixed it. Feel free to join in with your shitey hawns stories. You've made it worse. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 I have a thing where I'll grab the top or bottom corner of the door handle to get out, making the assumption most people just grab the middle, but it occurred to me maybe everyone thinks that and does what I do, thus nullifying the supposed benefits to me. Thoughts?Similar. Which area of the door handle do the majority of dirty filthy non-washers grab. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: I fixed it. Feel free to join in with your shitey hawns stories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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