An Sionnach Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Having checked a Lottery ticket I found in my room from a few weeks ago, it turns out I'm not now a millionaire. Not even slightly. Shocking, I know. I felt it must have been my turn to win it by now. Damn! I feel cheated about shagging you on a promise now! You've made me seem cheap! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Damn! I feel cheated about shagging you on a promise now! You've made me seem cheap! Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Eh? I offered to marry you if your lottery ticket made you a millionaire - oh do keep up boy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Eh? SEEDY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 SEEDY Yay! True to form! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I offered to marry you if your lottery ticket made you a millionaire - oh do keep up boy! Ah right.... I've now seen it in the other thread. No millionaire status. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Ah right.... I've now seen it in the other thread. No millionaire status. Reason to be cheerful now though, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I hope you noticed I have updated my signature to include the other phrase that goes with the hand action. I certainly did notice mate. Noticed it's usage in the celebration yesterday. GIES 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Reason to be cheerful now though, eh? Indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I certainly did notice mate. Noticed it's usage in the celebration yesterday. GIES Wait until someone scores when we're not 4-1 down, it'll be everyone in the centre circle with the Bag o' Menage or an armful o' GIES. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Wait until someone scores when we're not 4-1 down, it'll be everyone in the centre circle with the Bag o' Menage or an armful o' GIES. It certainly will be. That will be some celebration! B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 In case anyone hadn't noticed, I can't sleep. I went to bed about half ten or something like that, got all snuggled in and comfy, Adam came to bed and started talking about Tom Sellick. Tom fucking Sellick! That was me awake, and I finally ended up giving in and getting out of bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 In case anyone hadn't noticed, I can't sleep. I went to bed about half ten or something like that, got all snuggled in and comfy, Adam came to bed and started talking about Tom Sellick. Tom fucking Sellick! That was me awake, and I finally ended up giving in and getting out of bed. Maybe he fancied a Magnum Get my coat shall i ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Everytime I get on a bus the same annoying occurance happens.The bus is reasonably quiet with lots of spare seats, when at one point the bus stops at a stop where only an old women is waiting to get on. The cenile old bitch takes so long to get up the steps and count her change (why not do it before) and by the time she's done there's 40 people waiting to get on and you end up sitting next to some obese w****r. GRRR old c***s, hate them. Im not sure what it is about folk on Edinburgh buses they never have their fares ready.Also last week when it was very hot some of their personnel hygiene left a lot to be desired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 My Admin Officer almost wetting himself with excitement over the three new photocopiers we had delivered today."Ooh look at the mechanised trolley they're using to get the copiers' up the stairs" "They've got an add on paper bin that can take 5 reams of paper so we won't have to refill them so often. Here, let me show you how it works" "They can do 45 copies per minute, much faster than the old machine" "Ooh look at the automatic stapler feature" "I've put the instruction manual in the draw above the A4 tray - see?" It's a fucking photocopier man, get over it! Just logged on this morning and got this office-wide email from him..... ColleaguesJust to let you know that the new copiers are now installed. The controls are the same as the last ones. The only difference is on the general office copier which now takes 2500 sheets of paper at a time in the paper deck so please come and ask how to load the paper. I will possibly end up giving him a smack! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Just logged on this morning and got this office-wide email from him.....[/size][/font] I will possibly end up giving him a smack! Wow, 5 packets of paper in there? I am impressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Wow, 5 packets of paper in there? I am impressed. Are you taking the piss? No, seriously! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Are you taking the piss? No, seriously! No really, I am impressed. It must be a pretty big copier? What make is it? I want to see it quite badly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 I too would like to see this amazing copier. Any chance you could take a pic for us to see it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 (edited) No really, I am impressed. It must be a pretty big copier? What make is it? I want to see it quite badly. Gods, you're sadder than him! The build up to this has been going on for two weeks..... ColleaguesFor your information, the three photocopiers will be being replaced over the course of the next week. You will notice that there will be boxes placed to the side of the existing copiers, these have to be uplifted at the same time as the old copiers. If you really want to know they are Canon iR 3245 models... full specification details HERE! Feck, you've got me at it now!! Edit: And now Reina's at it too! I'm beginning to wish I hadn't moaned in the first place now! Edited July 7, 2009 by Kilt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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