lzreid Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 T in the fucking park. More specifically, people with obligations blowing them off to go and stand in a fucking muddy field for 3 days pretending that they can hear the 'music' no doubt being spouted by a barely legal blonde wummin who can't sing so talks instead. Ok, so it was only a pre-season against Airdrie and maybe still being pissed off about the attendance level is slightly obsessive but we have only one fucking home game in the first month and a half of the season and the club need the money. Get yer fucking priorities right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 The bloke across the road has, for reasons unknown, parked an olive green Vauxhall Corsa in his garden.Now, I'm not going to pretend he's spoiling a perfect neighbourhood, but is there a bigger sign of a jakie family than a car parked on the front lawn? I'm looking out for a fridge and a tractor tyre in the near future. Don't forget the old, usually fawn coloured couch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SeanThePar Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Some cnut shredded my sunday express 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ade Eyemond Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 (edited) Females ( sorry, but it is always females) at Burger Vans, and similar type establishments. Look girls, get it into your heads - these places are for quick, basic foodstuffs - okay ? Stop being so f******* fussy !!!!! A couple of rules:- 1) If you want a roll on suasage & onion - ready for this one - ASK for "a roll on sausage & onions" - don't ask for "a roll on sausage" then when it's being put in the bag, pipe up "can I have some onion on that?" 2) Bacon - Take it how you're given it - Other folk don't have the time, nor inclination to wait for it to be the exact perfect level of crispiness for your oh-so picky self 3) Sauce, mayo, vinegar etc - At Burger vans, you have 2 options - "Some" or "none" - There are no such quantities as "a wee drop", "hardly any" , "loads", "just a touch" etc, etc. According to a mate's mate there is a Burger Van somehwere in Paisley which offers rolls filled with a choice of egg, bacon, burger, black pudding, tattie scone, sausage - and nothing else - No "bacon with the fat cut off", "sausage & egg with the yolk burst" , "black pudding and sausage, with brown sauce, but just on the black pudding" or any other rubbish like that - It allegedly displays a sign proclaiming "You want it "Your way" ? - Go to Burger King!" Admittedly, this has an "urban myth" ring to it, but how I wish all Burger Vans were like this ! Edited July 12, 2009 by Ade Eyemond 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Till the next time....eh... .. Well I feel better now so yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 1) If you want a roll on suasage & onion - ready for this one - ASK for "a roll on sausage & onions" - don't ask for "a roll on sausage" then when it's being put in the bag, pipe up "can I have some onion on that?" I'm sorry, but I need to do this. Never in my life have I placed a roll on top of a sausage before consumption. Roll and sausage. Roll n sausage. Roll on? No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I'm sorry, but I need to do this.Never in my life have I placed a roll on top of a sausage before consumption. Roll and sausage. Roll n sausage. Roll on? No. I love you, Toma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I'm sorry, but I need to do this.Never in my life have I placed a roll on top of a sausage before consumption. Roll and sausage. Roll n sausage. Roll on? No. No you are wrong big man, its roll on sausage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 No you are wrong big man, its roll on sausage. It's really, really not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyboy Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Roll on Sausage makes absolutely no sense? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 No you are wrong big man, its roll on sausage. It's a roll on sausage if you eat like an idiot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dunc? Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 It's roll on sausage. A sausage roll is a pastry treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyboy Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 There's a difference between a Sausage Roll and a Roll and Sausage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 It's really, really not. It really, really is. It's a roll on sausage if you eat like an idiot! Wrong again sir. It's roll on sausage.A sausage roll is a pastry treat. Exactly on both counts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dunc? Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 A roll and sausage suggests absolutely no connection. That's just two separate items. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 It's roll on sausage.A sausage roll is a pastry treat. Do place a sausage on a plate, then sit a roll on top of your sausage? No, you don't, because that would be fucking silly. You place the sausage inside the roll. Am I saying it's a sausage roll? No. I'm saying it's a roll AND sausage. Wrong again sir. See above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 There's a difference between a Sausage Roll and a Roll and Sausage. Yes there is and thats why there both of them are not called a sausage roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I call it roll of sausage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Do place a sausage on a plate, then sit a roll on top of your sausage? No, you don't, because that would be fucking silly. You place the sausage inside the roll. Am I saying it's a sausage roll? No. I'm saying it's a roll AND sausage. See above. Roll AND sausage sounds gay. Who the fúck cares anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 A roll and sausage suggests absolutely no connection. That's just two separate items. Roll and sausage. Piece and cheese Chips and cheese. Roll on sausage? Piece on cheese? Chips on cheese? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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