Lisa Cuddy Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 LikewiseI woke up this morning to what was left of my hair soaking wet Right, these wee fly fuckers that keep coming in every time I open the door have just been doused in hairspray. Try flying round my house now, you wee b*****ds! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Have Lothian buses turned on the heating?? It goes off again in November. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Just home from celebrating my brother's birthday. At 17 years old, he is now the same age I was when he was born, only seems like yesterday he was born.Long story short, time seems to be going by too quickly and I'm starting to feel a bit old now.. I know how you feel, dude. My brother's 20 next week and it seems like only yesterday he was farting and throwing up everywhere. Hold on, he still does that now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I know how you feel, dude. My brother's 20 next week and it seems like only yesterday he was farting and throwing up everywhere. Hold on, he still does that now... Morning Doc.. You are only as old as who you are feeling. How you feel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Morning Doc.. You are only as old as who you are feeling. How you feel. How true, caps! I'm losing weight sitting here in the heat, so it has its benefits I suppose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Most women just want a good rattling though Kilt. Really?! Care to introduce me to one? It is ridiculously warm this evening. We're Scottish, we don't do heat. Bloody right! It's so close and humid; I'm melting..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Really?! Care to introduce me to one? I'll introduce you to the girl if I ever see you at the airport. You're no' getting to rattle her though. As I said on the other thread, just get on with things wee felly. Life always seems to sort itself out one way or another. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I'll introduce you to the girl if I ever see you at the airport. You're no' getting to rattle her though. As I said on the other thread, just get on with things wee felly. Life always seems to sort itself out one way or another. 'THE girl'! So it's just the one that's likes a good rattling - and I won't get to do her anyway?! Fat lot of good that is! I have some essential oils, an ornamental oil burner, some massage lotion and a treatment bed. Things are looking up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Im in a fuckin stinkin mood this morning. Im a tad hungover and the cash machine swallowed my bank card last night so I'm going to have to go all the way up and order a few yin. And im probably gonnae be skint this weekend. Honestly just tie me to a noose the now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Honestly just tie me to a noose the now. Sorry, no can do. I closed that thread. You'll just have to suffer with the rest of us! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Today's gonna be fuckin pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Today's gonna be fuckin pish Ach go on then...... .....why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I've had to stay home to wait for our new oven to arrive, and they gave us a delivery time "between 8 and 6". Fuckers. Im now too scared to even have a shower in case I miss them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Neds that see the heat, as some form of moral justification to get wellied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Ach go on then...........why? just a combination of different things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 just a combination of different things Oh gods.....alright..... ...such as...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Oh gods.....alright..... ...such as...? You know, he could just be wanting to keep it to himself, while expressing general frustration on p&b as a way to vent without going into specifics! Leave the man alone! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I must smell like shit or something today because this fly won't leave me the f**k alone at my desk. It's one of them that seem to fly frustratingly slow but they're just a little to lightweight when you swipe at them the breeze pushes them away from the rolled up paper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 You know, he could just be wanting to keep it to himself, while expressing general frustration on p&b as a way to vent without going into specifics! Leave the man alone! I agree. Pouring out your heart and soul on P&B isn't for everyone, you know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Neds that see the heat, as some form of moral justification to get wellied. f**k sake. This early? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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