Dazzle Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 If the boy took me to Peterhead on my birthday, he'd get a kick to the bollocks. Women, never fucking happy even with a nice scenic trip to Peterhead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 If the boy took me to Peterhead on my birthday, he'd get a kick to the bollocks. This Women, never fucking happy even with a nice scenic trip to Peterhead and this Football and mass alcohol is no really her scene anyway, Clyde will get humped anyway as Adam says. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 If the boy took me to Peterhead on my birthday, he'd get a kick to the bollocks. Ayrgirl and I went to Methil on our wedding anniversary. We won. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 The burds birthday is on the same day as Peterhead away.HELP! It's simple. Say that if she goes to the game with you (or 'lets' you go to the game by yourself), then you'll buy her a lovely romantic dinner on your return. See, you get to watch the football, she thinks you're considerate and you get brownie points to be 'cashed in' so-to-speak, after the romantic dinner. B) Bring her to peterhead and pump her in the toilets. Classy. Take her along. It's not a bad day out, Peterhead. I'd be happy enough with that. Indeed. Peterhead is an excellent day out. Not as good as Elgin, but not many are. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Also is it not port a cabins at peterhead, that would be some day. But yes it is a good away day even when you travel 3 hours to see no goals and then fall alsleep when you get home and miss going to the pub 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 It's simple. Say that if she goes to the game with you (or 'lets' you go to the game by yourself), then you'll buy her a lovely romantic dinner on your return. See, you get to watch the football, she thinks you're considerate and you get brownie points to be 'cashed in' so-to-speak, after the romantic dinner. The problem with this is, either Clyde fans are more genteel than Ayr fans, or maybe not. In which case he'll be in the state of an utter swampy by the time he gets back. On one occasion in 2006 I was so incapacitated that I had to be tempted off the karaoke back at The Drouthy with a double Glayva. Oof! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Ayrgirl and I went to Methil on our wedding anniversary.We won. Me and the mrs watched Rovers 'play' Arbroath on our 1st wedding anniversary in May, the day we lifted the 2nd division trophy. I think she thinks every anniversary will see us lifting a shiny trophy now.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 The problem with this is, either Clyde fans are more genteel than Ayr fans, or maybe not. In which case he'll be in the state of an utter swampy by the time he gets back.On one occasion in 2006 I was so incapacitated that I had to be tempted off the karaoke back at The Drouthy with a double Glayva. Oof! Yeah, I knew there had to be a flaw in the plan somewhere. Well, as an alternative, instead of dinner on his return (due to the above speculated state), he could say that he would buy her dinner the evening before the game or on the Sunday (after the hangover has subsided). B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Ayrgirl and I went to Methil on our wedding anniversary.We won. Methil is the day nearest to my birthday It's simple. Say that if she goes to the game with you (or 'lets' you go to the game by yourself), then you'll buy her a lovely romantic dinner on your return. See, you get to watch the football, she thinks you're considerate and you get brownie points to be 'cashed in' so-to-speak, after the romantic dinner. B) I could never do that, we'd get back to Glasgow about 9-10'ish and I'd end up going down the East End 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 I could never do that, we'd get back to Glasgow about 9-10'ish and I'd end up going down the East End Is that a euphemism...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Me and the mrs watched Rovers 'play' Arbroath on our 1st wedding anniversary in May, the day we lifted the 2nd division trophy.I think she thinks every anniversary will see us lifting a shiny trophy now.. You'll be relegated in plenty time for your anniversary this year. Give you a chance to take her to your PTOY dance to see a trophy. Yeah, I knew there had to be a flaw in the plan somewhere. Well, as an alternative, instead of dinner on his return (due to the above speculated state), he could say that he would buy her dinner the evening before the game or on the Sunday (after the hangover has subsided). B) I cannot understand why you haven't got a girlfriend, and a severely hot one. You are such a nice bloke, really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 (edited) I cannot understand why you haven't got a girlfriend, and a severely hot one. You are such a nice bloke, really. Do I presume that due to the smilie, you mean this in jest or is that a genuine compliment? Edited July 7, 2009 by ShakehandsTom - DFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 The problem with this is, either Clyde fans are more genteel than Ayr fans, or maybe not. In which case he'll be in the state of an utter swampy by the time he gets back.On one occasion in 2006 I was so incapacitated that I had to be tempted off the karaoke back at The Drouthy with a double Glayva. Oof! *off topic, but were you in Glasgow Central on Saturday by any chance? Yeah, I knew there had to be a flaw in the plan somewhere. Well, as an alternative, instead of dinner on his return (due to the above speculated state), he could say that he would buy her dinner the evening before the game or on the Sunday (after the hangover has subsided). B) My finances will be terrible if that was the case 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Do I presume that due to the smilie, you mean this in jest or is that a genuine compliment? It is genuine. You are the nicest bloke on earth. You steadfastly refused to get even slightly tetchy when I was berating you at the casino for not quitting at £100 up. You are lovely. Simply lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Is that a euphemism...? Don't think so? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 (edited) It is genuine. You are the nicest bloke on earth.You steadfastly refused to get even slightly tetchy when I was berating you at the casino for not quitting at £100 up. You are lovely. Simply lovely. Why thank you, kind sir. My memory of the casino is hazy in parts, but I do remember you making those 'suggestions' that I should quit when £100 up. Aw shucks. I'm blushing. Edited July 7, 2009 by ShakehandsTom - DFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 If the boy took me to Peterhead on my birthday, he'd get a kick to the bollocks. Shhh! Nah, I just have simple tastes me. Also is it not port a cabins at peterhead, that would be some day. Not that I remember, no! Has it changed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Shhh! Nah, I just have simple tastes me. Well, I suppose if prisons and fishing boats are your thing.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Is that a euphemism...? Don't think so? Now that's what I call comedy - well done, Reina. I'm rubbing off on you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Well, I suppose if prisons and fishing boats are your thing.... It's the handcuffs and fishnets. Always a winning combination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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