Half A Person Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 That annoys the hell out of me! Personal Identification Number! It's not PIN Number, it's just PIN!EDIT: Oooo, Teflon? I didn't know that one. A lot of customers ask for a Coke at my work and we're obliged to tell them it;s Pepsi and they look at you as if you're a fucking moron. That really bugs me. No-one has any idea just how much. Trampoline. Google. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Just realised my MOT ran out 2 weeks ago. I was sure it was up sometime next month. Are people not supposed to write to you and tell you these things? DVLA or a garage or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I didn't know that one. A lot of customers ask for a Coke at my work and we're obliged to tell them it;s Pepsi and they look at you as if you're a fucking moron. That really bugs me. No-one has any idea just how much. Trampoline. Google. That's because you are a moron. A moron serving Pepsi instead of Coke. A total freakin moron. Pepsi is rubbish. Moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I didn't know that one. A lot of customers ask for a Coke at my work and we're obliged to tell them it;s Pepsi and they look at you as if you're a fucking moron. That really bugs me. No-one has any idea just how much. Trampoline. Google. Why not spice it up a bit? "Sorry sir we only sell goats semen with sugar, rather than Coca Cola. If you like I could get you a half pint of water and crush up some slaters, do a greener on teh floor, rub the mix together and piss in it for you. Today's special is spinach and ricotta pie" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Why not spice it up a bit?"Sorry sir we only sell goats semen with sugar, rather than Coca Cola. If you like I could get you a half pint of water and crush up some slaters, do a greener on teh floor, rub the mix together and piss in it for you. Today's special is spinach and ricotta pie" I think it would be a lot easier all round to stick with the Pepsi response and risk being looked at as if you were a fucking moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I think it would be a lot easier all round to stick with the Pepsi response and risk being looked at as if you were a fucking moron. Suit yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Suit yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) That's because you are a moron. A moron serving Pepsi instead of Coke.A total freakin moron. Pepsi is rubbish. Moron. It IS rubbish, I agree. But you made me cry I hope you're happy. Why not spice it up a bit?"Sorry sir we only sell goats semen with sugar, rather than Coca Cola. If you like I could get you a half pint of water and crush up some slaters, do a greener on teh floor, rub the mix together and piss in it for you. Today's special is spinach and ricotta pie" I'm tempted next time just to get my willy out and slap it about their face for a bit and then shuffle silently away, trousers and pants at my ankles Edited May 29, 2007 by halfaperson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 It IS rubbish, I agree. But you made me cry I hope you're happy. I am. I hate pepsi and I hate even more how much ice you put in it. Moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I am.I hate pepsi and I hate even more how much ice you put in it. Moron. Time of the month Sam? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Time of the month Sam? No, I'm just taking advantage of poor Halfaperson because he works for Pizza Hut, and they put too much ice in their pepsi. Morons. I think I've done that to death now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I am.I hate pepsi and I hate even more how much ice you put in it. Moron. Harsh. It's a third of a glass of ice. Just ask for it without or less. Problem solved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Harsh. It's a third of a glass of ice. Just ask for it without or less. Problem solved. I always ask for no ice. But still, a third of a glass of ice? Mor... Yeah... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) No, I'm just taking advantage of poor Halfaperson because he works for Pizza Hut, and they put too much ice in their pepsi.Morons. I think I've done that to death now. I think most of the employees at Pizza Hut in Stirling are students at the University so that branch is hardly full of morons but the Pizza Hut next to the cinema, in Falkirk, is definitely full of them - I've been three times and each time the place was dirty, the staff sullen and the food took ages to arrive and when it did it was luke warm. Morons. Edited May 29, 2007 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I think most of the employees at Pizza Hut in Stirling are students at the University so that branch is hardly full of morons but the Pizza Hut next to the cinema, in Falkirk, is definitely full of them - I've been three times and each time the place was dirty, the staff sullen and the food took ages to arrive and when it did it was luke warm. Morons. Yesss! I'm the manager of the Stirling Branch! Get it up you Falkirk 2! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I think most of the employees at Pizza Hut in Stirling are students at the University so that branch is hardly full of morons but the Pizza Hut next to the cinema, in Falkirk, is definitely full of them - I've been three times and each time the place was dirty, the staff sullen and the food took ages to arrive and when it did it was luke warm. Morons. As I've said before - and no offence is intended to the bold halfaperson here - this is because Pizza Hut is shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I think most of the employees at Pizza Hut in Stirling are students at the University so that branch is hardly full of morons but the Pizza Hut next to the cinema, in Falkirk, is definitely full of them - I've been three times and each time the place was dirty, the staff sullen and the food took ages to arrive and when it did it was luke warm. Morons. Oh, I have a tale of pizza hut... The cheese slides off their pizzas because the puree is too watery. I have discussed this with Halfaperson before and he reasoned with me. I accepted his reasoning. I have no recollection of what he said though. Perhaps he can repeat himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Yesss! I'm the manager of the Stirling Branch! Get it up you Falkirk 2! Fucking class! (And I meant what I said - Stirling Pizza Hut is class) PS How am I fixed for a spot of discount 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 PS How am I fixed for a spot of discount Yeah, if you rub him up the right way a little bit more, he might refrain from throwing you out next time you're in, leering at his female staff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Oh, I have a tale of pizza hut...The cheese slides off their pizzas because the puree is too watery. I have discussed this with Halfaperson before and he reasoned with me. I accepted his reasoning. I have no recollection of what he said though. Perhaps he can repeat himself. I think the essence of the discussion is that my predecessor in Perth used to water down the sauce to cut costs whereas I didn't. Not a story that's likely to be picked up by any of the big Hollywood studios, but there you go. Swampy...it's a living 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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