CM. Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Bad patter that. You'd think someone would have the decency to help get the moneky off the back. One of the young boys that goes to our games brightened up the 2nd half on Sat by regaling us with the tale of how the lost his virginity to a disabled girl in a flat above Mathiesons the bakers in Stenny shopping precinct. Broadwood area shock revelations - A.Stennyfan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambies_Apprentice Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Bad patter that. You'd think someone would have the decency to help get the moneky off the back. One of the young boys that goes to our games brightened up the 2nd half on Sat by regaling us with the tale of how the lost his virginity to a disabled girl in a flat above Mathiesons the bakers in Stenny shopping precinct. PM Sampfan101 the address of her flat, he'll be interested. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Stenhousmuir area sexual crime committer - R. Morgan Maryhill Road area virginity loser - E. Frame 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambies_Apprentice Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Blogspot area two faced rats - M. McGhee Hillsbrough Area disaster victims - A. Scouser 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 More importantly, what did he get at Mathesons ? A roll 'n' gammie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambies_Apprentice Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 A roll 'n' gammie. :lol::lol: Pie and Bovril Area raging at smiley only posts - S. c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 PM Sampfan101 the address of her flat, he'll be interested. :lol: :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Haha. Westfield Area Cant Get To Sleep - S.Russell Are your next door neighbours shagging again. Kirkintilloch area Johnny English watchers - C.Muir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Another one of the boys has shagged a girl with one arm. Dunblane area cripple rider - M. Symon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambies_Apprentice Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Another one of the boys has shagged a girl with one arm. Dunblane area cripple rider - M. Symon :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 A girl with one arm I don't know any of them, eh Scott. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 A girl with one arm I don't know any of them, eh Scott. 'Aye, so a met this burd at the dancin' and ended up winchin' wi her. It wisnae til I got hame and checked oan her bebo the next day that ah realised she was a stumpy' 'f**k sake. So what did you do?' 'Went roon the next day an shagged her' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Eh, so anyone else want a game of 5's? We're all totally normal. Honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Theres a lassie at my Uni in a wheelchair. She's actually orite lookin fae the waist up. Nice rack. She's in the Pagan society. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambies_Apprentice Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 'Aye, so a met this burd at the dancin' and ended up winchin' wi her. It wisnae til I got hame and checked oan her bebo the next day that ah realised she was a stumpy' 'f**k sake. So what did you do?' 'Went roon the next day an shagged her' Fucking hell :lol: Glasgow Area Chomping at the bit for an amputee - M. Wallace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambies_Apprentice Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Aw wait why f**k an amputee when you can eat a Chicken Bake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 or sit on the Football Manager Editor for 12 hours a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 What the f**k is this? Anyways, I'm OUT for tonight, chaps. My ankle is still giving me a bit of jip. Sorry gents! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Current list... IN Mr David W Mr Generic McGowan Mr Fudge Mr Kevin Mr Shakey Mr Calum Gers Mr Sao Paulo Mr Chrissy OUT Mr Ryan Cowden Mr Adam Wee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 (edited) Whats this train patter Fudge? By the way Big Mikey actualy went out with the girl with one arm for two weeks, she was apparently quite tidy and Mikey said when he was drillin her he couldn't take his eyes off her wee stump flapping away. Edited February 8, 2010 by dubs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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