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Cunto's League is over.

Results are:

Bennett 6 - 5 John Lambie's Doos

Congrats Vicky. Addie's coming to getcha. I will be with you in 5 mins.

To wet your appetites, here is No 49...

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No: 49

GordieBoy80

Score on the Cuntometer: 6

Why?

'His fucking Football Manager Status updates'

'GordieBoy80 has been an active member of this forum since 27th December 2008. During his time he has fallen in love, lost in love and found out his ex-girlfriend poster was a bit of a p***k on the Dundee Bus Crawl.

Noted for his status updates, he is also very active on Twitter, he has a staggering 885 followers and has used his popularity to great effect; standing for election in the West Fife area for his beloved Scottish Socialist Party. Here is a snapshot of Gordie's election campaign, taken from the public domain.toXJupi_.jpg

No expense was spared on his campaign. Unfortunately he lost out to a tramp people took pity on after a jobby thrower and his 4 year old kicked in the street.

Most infamous for his love of Status Updates. He is the most prolific user of these. Here are some of his fine work:

'First time watching the Football League on 5 and have one question, which puddle drinker decided that copying Scotsport SPL was a good idea?'

'My legs are covered in bruises from Saturday. The North West Stand seemed rammed.'

'Just entered Angus. He doesn't seem pleased.'

'Greggs macaroni pies are rank tbf. Stephens ones are much superior.'

'...has been involved in a cracking match between Basel and Sion which finished 6-3. #FM15'

'Roses are red, violets are blue I've got a gun, get in the fucking van.'

Gordie was last seen heading to Rosyth, forming a welcome to Scotland party for Polish immigrants.

Gordie is alright in real life apparently. This was from one of his voters who nominated him as they find his posting style chronic. Despite his failings on here, I would agree and I am one of his 885 followers on twitter so he can't be all bad. 49 is a reasonable place for him.

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