Off topic I know, but walked into B&Q last year and the helpfull guy asked if I wanted decking......so I threw the first punch, as a result I know have a life time ban from B&Q's.
....I'll get my coat...TAXI!!
On Holiday for a week and wanted to go golfing, only now I buggered my knee ligament playing footy last night and I'm know is a lot of discomfort.
And to make things worse, I scored and o.g. at the same time of buggering my knee.