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Patricia the Stripper - The Wombats

The Guillemots - Sao Paulo

I can assure you many would not thank me for following your advice. Especially me.

Well there are about 75 girls in the year and I can assure you its easy to tell when they're mood's a wee bit off. Violence frequently follows. Hey, its easier to blame the hormones than say to them: "You're just a moany cow today for no good reason", no? Its tactful diplomacy.

In all fairness Debbie most of us find the two tend to coincide an awful lot. Its all based on scientific research, statistics and guesswork.

Jim McInally. Its not petty, but he sure does get on my nerves.

The Guillemots - Sao Paulo

Happy birthday to all, including Fudge, as he is a member of all. I'm rambling.

The Wombats - Let's Dance to Joy Division

I'm sorry, I have a dirty mind. Problems with your "whisk" due to over use, trying to ice cakes. Excuse me. I'm seeking therapy in the new year.

Damn these double meanings so close to the birth of the baby Jesus.

The Wombats - Kill the Director

That would make it not feel like Easter.

On the run from the MI5 - Arctic Monkeys

Pigeon detectives - Taking My Time Where would the world be without Limewire?

Its 12 minutes long.

Sao Paulo by the Guilemots cheered me up. Eventually. Scouting for Girls - She's so Lovely

Arctic Monkeys - Bigger boys and Stolen Sweethearts

The Thrills - Nothing Changes Around Here

What on Earth do you mean by that? Having got myself an early Christmas present yesterday, i feel rather christmassy - no Cliff Richard though. The Wombats - Let's dance to Joy Division.

The Pogues with Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale of New York B)

My modem crashes with alarming frequency. Troubleshoot says Gateway is offline. I do not know what this means. It refers me to an online explanation. At such a stage I have no Internet access. Hence rage.

Milburn - What You Could Have Won

My Internet is crashing frequently. The troubleshooting options all require the Internet to access help. I want to force Beardy Branson and that twat Bill Gates to procreate in penance for such heinous crimes against me.

How does this fit in with the board's clear anti-Celtic agenda?