Shandon Par
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On 06/01/2024 at 20:51, Left Back said:
That’s a busy day. Not surprised they’re classed as hyperactive.
It taks a lang spoon tae sup wi a Fifer.
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A macabre but incredibly sharp observation by the late Biggie (not that one).
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2 hours ago, throbber said:
Many strings to my middle class bow.
You’re using the American definition of middle class here presumably?
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1 hour ago, throbber said:
In early in hard
Have you ever considered elevating your cultural touch points above the likes of Piers Morgan, Joey Barton and Radio 1?
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What do folk expect of Joey Barton? A Booker Prize winning novel? He’s a wee gammon only famous for beating up a kid and stubbing a cigar in someone’s eye.
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Wouldn’t call it hate, but I switch off podcasts when the comedian starts talking about their ADHD journey. Shaun Keavney, Dave Gorman, Blindboy, Rory Bremner, Lee Mack, Rhod Gilbert..
Maybe growing up in Fife the ADHD barre was a bit higher but it tended to be associated with kids who tried to kill their family, burn down schools, rob their grandparents, set fire to dogs etc and generally ended up dead or in care/young offenders/jail. Not middle aged men who appear to have done very well in life having had a very calm existence.
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43 minutes ago, throbber said:
She has a face like a fire damaged apricot.
@edinburghcicainebaronwhocannotbenamedforlegalreasons
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Those folk charged and in court on Monday. Looking on the court rolls and also appearing on Monday (obviously unrelated to the shooting) is a legendary Hibs, Dundee, Falkirk striker, shagger and firework kicker.
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1 hour ago, alta-pete said:
Was actually thinking it looked rather neat and tidy. You should see some of the flats the Glasgow hoods hang about. Say what you want about your Edinburgh gangsters but at least they keep a clean close.
Think that’s a recently converted office block on Gorgie Rd.
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On 04/01/2024 at 22:29, Left Back said:
I own one of the breeds she mentioned which has a propensity to bark like f**k at anyone walking past our house which I think is enough grounds to complain.
If that did happen whether plod would take it any further is of course an entirely different discussion.
Can’t find a link as was in pre-internet days but reminds me of the guy who was in court in London for setting his dog on police who came to his door to arrest him.
“I never set the dog on them” was his defence. “I Just said ‘look Rover, there’s a copper’ and he made his own mind up to attack them”.
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2 hours ago, beesher said:
A lot of it for me is to alleviate boredom. I find a lot of social occasions boring af but if you’re drunk it is literally impossible to be bored.
For about five or six years I binned drinking but have had a drink at social occasions over the last six months or so and managed not to get too smashed or caused any bother etc beyond upsetting a group of folk by telling them how shite ABBA are. Not good for sleep, immune system etc though. Really struggled to even go to some social events without a drink so I’ve maybe found a compromise where I can have a drink in special occasions and not randomly booze at home etc. Only took 30 years of training to achieve what seems like a reasonable position.
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A man and a woman arrested over the murrdurr.
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Simplest thing would to be to put Pat Bonnar, VAR and Rangers on medium wave then have a more cerebral approach on digital and FM.
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And magician David Copafeel.
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Barry Hearn from Matchgroom in there too.
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A Brief History of Noncing
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1 hour ago, mathematics said:
I was with you until this. Fantasy land.
John McGlynn would be saying he thought the drug barons were a great bunch of lads.
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3 hours ago, SH Panda said:
Test your gun extensively before going out Shirley.
Yeah, and maybe just target your victims in a place that uses plastic cutlery.
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1 hour ago, Leith Green said:
They all do that "dont want to make a complaint" thing.........while dripping in their own blood.
Every last one of them wants revenge - its King of the dunghill stuff.
The victim here was the deceased’s ex partner. An arrest was made but it won’t now be going to court as the accused is no longer able to attend.
https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/police-edinburgh-launch-probe-after-27717302.amp
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17 minutes ago, scottsdad said:
Very interesting switch from blond to red sandstone.
The tall pic was in Leith this morning The spiky one in Morningside. Didn’t fancy staring death in the face/arse for a second time today so left it for tomorrow.
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5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
You and him tomorrow.
Pretty much. Always feel I should be concentrating more and not posting on p&b when at the top of these.
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15 minutes ago, superbigal said:
Plod should just let some more of them get on with thinning the scallywag population.
They pretty much do. Apart from the Jambo who shot Brad Welsh and some west coast scallies involved in machete-ing the brother of the other night’s murder victim there have been barely any convictions in the wake of the multitude of knife attacks and houses being shot over the last few years.
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27 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
@Newbornbairnpioneered an environmentally friendly way of carrying out such tasks, maybe he could offer some training.
Your boys embracing green technology yet or is there no substitute for trusty old gas?
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Which Male Comedian Do You Hate The Most?
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Once heard him describe Paul Hollywood as looking like a retired copper who had done a suspiciously bit too well for himself. One mildly amusing quip in a 30 year career isn’t a great return though.