Szamo's_Ammo

I'm just getting some Real Madrid v Barcelona game on that Sopcast thing after clicking on 'US Open'.

The jealousy from some people because of Stuart's famous dropshot is astonishing.

He could be the first male British winner of a Grand Slam since 1936.

Wooo

A velociraptor Morgaro Gomis

People who when they type put "A" instead of "I". It's bad enough when people say it when speaking. Example- "A wisnae".

The politics police on here.

Was it your drug dabbling pimp's child?

Old people getting patronisingly clapped or people pretending to be in awe of them. "Oooohh you're 87. Wow" I just don't get it.

Full stops at the end of titles and headings.

People that say they are "random"- OMGZ IM SO RANDOMZ LOLLLLZ! Or people that say they "tell it like it is" and "what you see is what you get". Pretentious twats.

When you are in the shower and, without thinking, you use shower gel on your hair and you think "well that was silly, wasn't it?". You then have to wash it out and use shampoo and your hair has this strange feel because of the mixture of shampoo and shower gel.

Mark Kerr: Guy from Wine Gum adverts: Sieb Dykstra: Ron Jeremy:

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The disgusting lump of chalky, cheesy stuff that you find at the bottom of packets of Wotsits.

How do I put a picture from my documents in my signature?