Gibby82

So that's (updated) Celtic Hibs Dundee Hibernian GREENock Morton Forfar Albion Rovers Buckie Thistle St Anthony's St Rochs Abergreen (early relegation favourites) Partick Thistle Queen's Park Alloa St Johnstone Livingston Partick Thistle Shaint Mhirren Jussy's Giants SKL shaping up nicely. Celtic will still allege systemic and institutional bias against them, though.

We're still Dundee Hibs, apparently. Ra Peepul have told me this. And some Hearts fans.

Struggling for numbers for the Kafflick League, to be honest. Celtic and Hibs, obviously, and if there's one thing I've learnt from Rangers Media it's that United are 'heavy duty tarrier club', so we're in. Might be a bit repetitive though, and f**k only knows how we'll work the split. Anyone know what Jossy's Giants are up to these days, and, more importantly, what school did they all go to?

I genuinely cannot wait to see the reaction of Goram, Hateley and other such bigots and apologists when Rangers are liquidated. It will go beyond 'tear-stained' towards apoplexy. Goram in particular is a hideous individual, one whom society would have cast off as an utter failure of a human being had he not been able to jump around a football goal to some effect.

My apologies, my good man! I've never actually read East Football, but I have an intuitive understanding that it's populated by utter throbbers. There's actually some good posters on Utd Mad, and it's a decent source of information if you stay clear of the bullshitters, but the good guy/w**k ratio is at least 1:3. Most of the threads are about Dundee anyway.

Right, just followed everyone on that list, including a 15 year old, Dundee-supporting Eurosceptic. Highlight so far is Busta Nut's tweet to Lorraine Kelly ('nice m-i-n-g-e') Feel free to follow me (although not literally obviously) @mgibson1809

If HMRC had appointed the administrators, as they wished to, would Rangers be dead by now?

The Bears are all over the news, For a tax case they're destined to lose, So let's bid them good night, And raise a glass to Craig Whyte, Then polish your grave-dancing shoes.

It would be nice to see Hibs finally win the Cup, and doing it against the Jambos would be epic. I think Hearts will pump them, though.

Chick Young, ahem, was suggesting that there were at least two or three club chairmen who thought the proposals didn't go far enough. Of course, Young makes it up as he goes along, but I reckon there must be some dissidence, not to mention moral backbone, in there somewhere. Surely?

Please tell me this is a parody? I'm genuinely disturbed by the thought that I share a country with someone who thinks this way.

Really? I've no idea who Mr Primrose is. I'd suggest 'most of us' don't take such a keen interest in the history of Rangers FC.

Nor eggs benedict.

This should definitely happen.

The denizens of Rangers Media hope this £35,000 brings 'nothing but misery' to a 'heavy-duty Tarrier club' (United, apparently). Can anyone think of a circumstance in which receiving thousands of pounds would bring misery? The only situation I could conjure is one in which was some sort of 'fighting fund' for a financially fucked football club raised a ridiculously paltry figure instead of the millions predicted by the goons behind it..

United have reported Rangers to the SPL for £19,000 due but unpaid from the recent league fixture, according to Spence.

Looking to buy a docking station for my iPod for no more than £100. Can anyone more technologically literate than me point me in the right direction? Don't care what it looks like, I'm more interested in getting the best sound for that price.

Indeed. Was it GreenockRover who told us earlier in the thread that not just was this likely to happen, it was an absolute certainty, with Craig Whyte a Bond villain-like genius?

Last time I checked in here was a few days back, when the general consenus was that Whyte was a bit of a baws-oot genius intent on liquidating the club, creating a new 'Rangers' and making a few bob out of the deal. I haven't got a spare couple of eons to read the rest of the thread, so is this still the case, or has Whyte fucked up?

Are they dead yet?

That headline, even for tabloid standards, is sensationalist horse shit.

Scandalous, yet entirely predictable.

Same principle, though - politicians attempting to curry favour with a certain section, in this case a very large one, of the electorate. That it's the Glorious Leader rather than Robinson or some obscure MP is purely down to the high profile nature of the case. You're right, though. It is utterly tawdry.

I'd forgotten all about Gordon Smith's glorious prodigal return to Ibrox. Is he still there? If so, he'll surely be one of the first to be punted by the administrators. BBC Scotland better not take him back again, particularly in light of Rangers' refusal to talk to them over the last few months.

Exactly. Dundee were publicly backed by various elected politicians, rightly or wrongly.