beesher

Lunch time pints in the shadow of Fir Park. Glorious.

Players putting their hands on their heads when a team mate scores a belter of a goal. Contrived pish.

Biggest rid neck today was the celebration: players running in all directions! Much improvement required In all seriousness thought we were awful in the first half but much improved in the second. What was going on with Cornelius today? Looked miles off it and is normally one of our most energetic players.

Where’s best to park near the ground?

I think he has got that absolutely spot on, holding the players accountable but stopping short of a full-blown arse kicking. He is absolutely right regarding St Mirren as well.

I’m struggling to think of who I would pick as captain in this squad. They are total shitebags, almost to a man.

I thought I had grown out of Motherwell performances/results ruining my weekend, but that yesterday has me well and truly scunnered. Hammell had to go but the effort from some of ‘senior’ players (Kelly and O’Donnell in particular) was abysmal. Fucking pish.

Lose this and he's got to go. The team selection is absolutely baffling.

Does anyone know what the f**k has happened to Slattery? A proper 0/10 performance here.

I want to love big Sol big either his early form was a purple patch and he is utter shite, or his confidence is absolutely shot. If Blaney isn’t an improvement on his current performance levels he should never have been signed. fucking scunnered. The donner meat pie was superb tbf.

Is it mental that this news has made me way more pessimistic about us staying up?

We have some amount of absolute roasters in our support.

Genuinely gutted by this news. Despite what the moon-howlers on twitter say, the guy understands and is passionate about the club, does his best to stick up for our interests and is very engaging with the fans (almost to a fault). He's made mistakes but who hasn't? Restricting the **** to 2k in the playoff game was a masterstroke of a decision that no previous steward of the club would have had the balls to make. For that he will always have my respect.

I have a rather embarrassing question for a man of my age... I hate fruit. Always have. The texture of a lot of them gives me the absolute boak. I've never found a fruit that I could stand. I like smoothies, but have been told my Mrs Beesher they should be avoided because of sugar content etc. Is it better to have 250ml of sugary smoothie every day or keep my fruit free regime?

The wife has been diagnosed with strep. Feeling like total shit. i am also now feeling like total shit but was unable to get a doctor's appointment so have to try again tomorrow. She won't share her antibiotics with me. Verge of tears etc.

Beautiful.

so can we all agree VAR is achieving the square root of f**k all?

I’d rather play Connor Shields every week than watch Van Veen absolutely phoning it in yet again. The guy was a disgrace tonight.

Great to read that you are almost there, hope everything goes smoothly on Friday. A lot of this post rings true with my wife and I although we aren't at the IVF stage. After three unsuccessful attempts at IUI my wife was absolutely floored with the medication and her mental health was also off a cliff. We both like to unwind with plenty of red wine and a takeaway at the weekend but of course that is off limits to keep the weight down etc. We had two more rounds to go but decided to pause and wait until the new year. Have been on holiday, had a couple of good nights out and it's actually been a bit of an eye opener as to how much this whole process has totally drained us both. I think I am probably getting to the point where I would actually be slightly relieved if my wife said 'this is too much let's chuck it'.

We could learn some lessons from Celtic that are nothing to do with budgets, like ‘wait until the ball actually goes out of play before you switch off’.

Big task ahead of us tonight but Jesus the consensus on twitter is that we shouldn’t bother coming out the tunnel.

On holiday in Cyprus and there was a wee quiz on, me and the mrs performed terribly. We were out in a bar the next night and she says we should brush up on our general knowledge for the next quiz (not seriously it was just a daft way to pass a bit of time when we were sitting drinking). her: ‘what do you call a group of cows?’ me: ‘a herd’ her: ‘no…a murder’

Sitting with the Mrs bemoaning our inability to beat Rangers in the league. she pipes up with ’at least Motherwell have never been liquidated’ Don’t think I’ve ever been more in love than I am right now tbh.

Well that was hilariously bad defending. A stone wall red card.

It's total pish that I can't get a PPV for this.