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rajpelt

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  1. My car gets vandalised with tomato ketchup, tampons and underwear from i girl that i was seeing in the college car park without me even knowing about it. And now i'm supposed to be guilty for telling the bitch she was out of line for taking the 'tame' prank too far? No! f**k off!! f**k right off!!! :angry:

    Needless to say i wont be going near her again...

    Go to her house and top-decker her toilet (shite in the cisterin so everytime she flushes it's shitty water).

  2. Right, quick question:

    I have a joint account with bank of scotland, not going to get out to a branch till next week, it's with someone I am no longer in contact with and it has an overdraft, I want my name off the account and am willing to leave the account at zero, is it possible to close or remove my name from the account without other persons consent or signature? Just don't want to clear overdraft and then be bumped by the other person taking the money out.

  3. I've got an appointment with the dentist in an hour or so and my sister has said she can come over and look after the boy for an hour. This should be a massive RTBC but she has never been on her own with him before so doesn't have the first idea how to look after a child.

    I should be more concerned than I am but my tooth hurts like hell!

    Pffft in my day we got tied to the radiator and locked in...........what's the worst that could happen?

  4. I phoned my careers office the other day and they said that they'd phone ahead for the information I wanted, and call me back. They didn't phone back. I phoned them again a few days later. Asked the same thing, was told the same thing. They didn't phone back. 'No news is good news'

    Should I phone again?

    Yes, shows your keen and pro-active.

  5. Given my rant at Fransesc Fabregas on this thread re Janet Mitchell it is even more of a blunder - which I assure you all it was.

    Your profile picture suggest some sort of ginger youthful fetish..........lynch mob ahoy!

  6. Some food like they manage to magically seem to rustle up from somewhere in The Queen Vic

    Anyone have any idea in the slightest where it comes from ?

    Because they certainly dont have a chef, none of the Mitchells do any cooking in their own kitchen apart for their own grub

    Always wondered.......

    I always thought that Beale the squeal rustled everything up in his 2 foot by 1 foot kitchen area in the cafe. On a side note he doesn't seem to have a hot plate in there?

  7. Aeroplane safety briefings are the modern equivalent of the "hide under your school table" defence against a nuclear attack.

    They are designed solely to give people destined for a horrible death a crumb of comfort in their last moments that they might be able to stop being killed.

    In reality there's almost a zero chance of anything you are shown in a safety briefing having any affect whatsoever.

    You mean if we plummet from 30,000 feet, bracing ourselves won't help? surely not!

  8. Does anyone recall Ben saying "my dad looks lovely with a cravat" I almost soiled the couch!

    No danger it was Ben, he couldn't lift the Queen Vic Head and has been to happily prancing around like Billy Elliot since.

  9. I've been saying that it was Peggy from the very beginning. After last nights episode I would be very surprised if it came out that it wasn't her.

    Raging that I only got on her (fnarr!) at 9's though.

    14/1 on boylesports (errr someone told me).

    Also a cheeky 500/1 on DSI Marsden - always thought there was summink suspect about her.

    P.S. who the feck is Joel? and why is he 4/1?

  10. This DNA disposal malarky is going to end in tears.

    Agreed, isn't Marsden gonnae say "haw, where is thon DNA?" oh, err, emm what DNA?

    Also the now 'bent' cop got offered 5k now and 5k on completion so why say "DINNAE EVER CALL ME AGAIN YA RADGIE!" to the Branster, he just done himself out of 5 grand.

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