rajpelt
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He doesn't stay with,He is 17 anyway and i am not bothered about the drinking but i have told him loads of time don't drink with his mates out and about.
Och he'll have been trying to get his nat king off some youngster doon the park, at least he never caved someone's skull in wi a chib - every cloud?
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Anyone got the best price on Bredilback (sp) tonight v Motherwell?
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come on, everyone must agree that eastenders aswell as any other soap / most reality tv shows is a load of shit. A sensible person cant possibly think eastenders is of any value and has a positive effect on anything. it's basically the complete opposite of REAL life.
You're a pish wind-up merchant, not even one bite, just ridiculed but yet you persist, away and practise your wind-ups x
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why is this shit topic which of no value at all always on the front page and why has it got over 1000 posts?
Talk about something more interesting than a god worshiping, prostitute murdering skinhead who in the middle of the night plants tree's in memory of his ex-burd (who he killed) on top of the body of his new wifes ex-husband (also murdered) and potentially now having killed Dirty Denise (his current wife) whilst nobody has any notion of his murderous spree.
Beat that then wi some post about your fave member of Slipknot ya jobby jabber.
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sometimes i wonder why i am.
Probably because last time it was someone elses stairs he was pishing on.
Shite in his pillowcase.
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P&B on a night out? Cool.
To be fair, he was only stopping in whilst updating his facebebo status to say 'total lame nite, goin on da shots, gna b messy! lolz'
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Someone is trying to get credit in my name.
Did it never cross your mind there might be two people called Cocksurfer McGayblade? - honestly you're so concieted.
Arf Arf.
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This thread has died a death, has Lucas 'got' you all?
I'll be watching for the first time in a while tonight.
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Im making a Kane costume like this
any idea how best to attatch the red part of the top and the black park together?
iv cut up the black bit but no idea how to attatch to my red tshirt
What a taw-tasic costume, why have your cock out at a party when you can wear this and basically have your cock out at a party.
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Pre-season training, whoever invented 7 minutes runs deserves to die, like just stop breathing.
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Remote record it! Give me a PM and I'll talk you all the way through it.
What a sexy voice you have Andrew, does the C stand for Chocolate.............
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Working till 5 and forgot to sky+ the Brazil game, fucking sare yin.
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although slightly worried I may die.
That or buggered, they are all poofs out that way.
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I just did a shit that felt like, and then subsequently looked like, pure water. It was pretty much transparent.
What does this mean I wonder.
Just fire a cork or tampon up yer farter and get on with it, poof.
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Have been farting away merrily all morning. Sadly I didn't heed the warning signs and my most recent fart ended with something slightly more solid. Cue the waddle of shame to the nearest bog. Thankfully there was no underwear coverage.
I've not followed through in an age! good work though.
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Nah my mother in laws kids are away to get put into care possibly. Have a meeting in August.
But not your wife? unless your Kleberson........
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Its hard going we her, hurts her daughter "my wife" so badly yet we have to keep the peace for the kids sake, looks very so likely they will all get put into care however. Find out in August.
Your kids are going to get put into care before of your mother-in-law? I must have missed a thread about this.............
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I've just checked my profile and he was on mine at about quarter to five tonight?!
Fucking batshit crazy stalker.
He's deleted the supposedly racist comment I'm meant to have left him and won't report me on this occassion, phew.
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Is he a St Mirren fan?
Yeah, St Mirren fan, he's probably heard am soond as f**k and is trying to get the guts up to ask me out for a pint, ken.
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Some raj hoor called Alpha posted my own username on my profile, has he done this to anyone else?
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No, because I graduated last year and I really want to be down there again.
Three years (at least) before I am...hopefully.
I went to Uni once, unfortunately it was tae shag a fat burd though.
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The graduation celebrations outside my office all this week have been making me feel depressed
because you failed?
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The fact having a few beers watching the fitba is ace at the time, not so ace the next day when your like a burst kebab sitting at yer work.
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All is well. My mum came in from work and cleared it up.
How did she defeat this hideous 18ft flying beast?
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I concur with the above, I'd rather know what his fave micro meal is, or if he thinks Mercedes fae hollyoaks could take 3 fingers, ken.